Q Scopes: Be ready for adventure, Cancer!

By |2018-01-16T00:48:00-05:00July 6th, 2006|Entertainment|

By Jack Fertig

Mars opposing Neptune makes chemical overindulgence easy and dangerous, especially when you’re showing off. Venus in Gemini encourages flirtations, but she’s square Uranus in Pisces, so confused signals can build false expectations. Or maybe you really do want more than you admit.

ARIES (March 20 – April 19): You can’t win in games or investments now, but you can have lots of fun with the former if you aim for idealistic benefits rather than mere victory. Idealism in community service will make you a winner in ways no game can match.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20): Trying to look good at work will backfire. Just do your job and let accomplishment speak for itself. Calling in old debts could yield some happy surprises. It’s also a great time for new pen pals or online contacts.

GEMINI (May 21 – June 20): You’re suddenly looking awfully good, and you can use that for promotions or raises. Take pride in your listening skills and flexibility, and stay out of arguments! Anything you say will be held against you.

CANCER (June 21 – July 22): No insurance or real estate deals for you this week! Sex mixed with booze or drugs is a dangerous combo – isn’t it better when you’re really all there? Be ready for adventure in both flesh and spirit. The world is opening to you in new ways.

LEO (July 23 – August 22): Your adoration of the limelight is annoying your co-star and aggravating misunderstandings. Humility is your best feature, when you can manage it. Discretion and social service will prove surprisingly beneficial to your sex life.

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22): Calm down, meditate, and relax your fragile nerves. Work is going better than it seems, and you’re sure to get noticed with some support from your colleagues. Even if you’re having some awful snafus, others will understand and forgive.

LIBRA (September 23 – October 22): You’re ready for adventure, but it could easily be a misadventure, and that’s a drag. Focus that urge for innovation at work where it’s more likely to make you shine.

SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21): Past or present issues with your parents seem especially complex now and can creep into dealings with authority figures. Sexual role play can shed some light on those dynamics. Otherwise, the boss isn’t your mommy or daddy, and vice versa. Stay present in the moment.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 20): You’re especially prone to exaggerate now and overwhelm people with stories. Keep the truth clean and simple, but freely regale your friends with wild yarns and jokes. Your spin on legends and folk tales can be surprisingly seductive.

CAPRICORN (December 21 – January 19): Your sexual charm is strong, but has to be played carefully. Knowing the right time and place for it is the trick. Your current attack of klutziness may actually help a bit, giving you an endearing, vulnerable quality.

AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18): Your partner’s wishes are much clearer than yours. That’s making you feel put down, but you just need to articulate. Sing out, Louise! Pleasures that seem indulgently expensive are really accessible if you budget and plan.

PISCES (February 19 – March 19): Be careful of hubris. Fall back on your usual modesty at work. Fun and games at home are where you now excel and can crow shamelessly. Surprise some friends with new recipes and after-dinner entertainments.

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