Nothing says “I love you. Let’s screw” better than a bottle of K-Y Intrigue $19.99, http://www.ky.com. This premium ultra-long-lasting personal lubricant (if it had a mascot, it’d be the Energizer Bunny) doesn’t beat around the bush, so to speak. And for those gift-challenged folks who continue to think Godiva truffles are the way into someone’s heart (and tummy) – well, they are. But what’s the way into someone’s pants? Intrigue. The stylish bottle’s easy thumb-push opening makes in-the-moment rumpty-tumpty easier than fumbling for some scissors to slit open a sample-size plastic pouch. Curious? Between The Lines and K-Y wants to make your Valentine’s Day last all night, so we’re offering K-Y Intrigue to (horny) readers who can tell us the worst V-Day present they’ve ever ate, used, re-gifted, burned, or returned (don’t worry, responses won’t be printed for those sucky gift-givers to read). The crappiest ones win one bottle of K-Y Intrigue (while supplies last). To enter, send your entry by Feb. 14 to [email protected] along with your full name, address and phone number. Winners must claim prize at BTL’s Livonia office.
– Chris Azzopardi