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"Charge your batteries, Sagittarius!"

By Jack Fertig

Horoscopes

Uranus, Neptune, and Eris are in a long, slow dance, provoking questions of identity and alienation. What labels, if any, describe your spirituality? Venus in Scorpio is kicking these around, seducing, provoking, and arousing sexual issues, as triggers to bigger questions of belonging vs. individualism.

ARIES (March 20 – April 19): Your now-heightened erotic charisma can be indulged privately, and/or sublimated to help social concerns. What you do will help you understand your place as a unique individual in our complex GLBT community.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20): Your partner may sense your unmet needs more than you admit to them yourself. Talking about it with a good friend can help you get perspective. An expert opinion can also help, especially if it is uncomfortably challenging.

GEMINI (May 21 – June 20): It's easy enough to curry favor with your bosses, although your sudden popularity with the higher-ups may create some friction with colleagues. Let the tension and arguments play out. Clearing the air will help restore harmony.

CANCER (June 21 – July 22): Don't bring that playful attitude to work! It will only create problems. Still, new fun and games can invigorate you, bringing a fresh attitude and insights to your job. Pushing for excellence is fine, but don't compete against teammates.

LEO (July 23 – August 22): What with your natal family, your queer community, and your other affiliations, you may feel pulled in too many directions. You'll feel a bit alien wherever you go, so go with your passion. A chat with a distant relative should help.

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22): Labeling sexuality is like trying to put mist into pigeonholes – it just doesn't go. You do need to discuss some problems with a partner, friend, or therapist, but don't worry about making logical sense.

LIBRA (September 23 – October 22): Are you shopping in co-operation or in competition with your partner? Agree on a budget and make a much-needed splurge on something healthy and fun, maybe joining in some sporting activity or an organic cooking class.

SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21): Could you be any sexier? Your allure is hard to contain, but do make the effort! In work or family situations, be fun and push the envelope gently. Being a little outre is fine; just consider your audience!

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 20): A little quiet time at home can help charge your batteries. Better yet, take that time to clean up, and have some friends over for fun and games or a salon. Anything is fair game for witty repartee, but guard your secrets well!

CAPRICORN (December 21 – January 19): Friends can help you negotiate struggles between the values you grew up with and your ideals and dreams for the future. Discuss the problem with pals, or better yet, siblings.

AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18): Knowing how to make more money is no problem. Watching your mouth and behaving in order to get it are different matters. You love defying the "time and place for everything" rule, but it comes down to simple economics. Do you want the play or the pay?

PISCES (February 19 – March 19): When will they ever beam you off this dull planet and bring you home? Actually, you "do" belong here, and the feeling that you don't comes with the ability to heal other aliens, oddballs, and freaks. Seeking beauty in new places will help you restore yourself.

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