Will people have to change the wording of their eulogies from "ashes to ashes, dust to dust" to "mascara to mascara, glitter to glitter"?
-Joseph Waldman
Well, segregation led to peace between blacks and whites, right?
-Scott Francis Longpre
Stupid. Everyone knows sodomites and sinners are buried outside the cemetery.
-Todd Te Adoro Erickson
Don't the left-handed deserve a section too?
-Steve Duerksen
Well, those lefthanders, they're just depraved weirdoes and should be burned at a crossroads at midnight.
-Joseph Waldman
How stupid. Maybe everyone should have to fill out a questionnaire (before they die) stating exactly who and what their "neighbors" can be. And then get relocated if/when late-breaking facts come "out."
-Steve Duerksen
