By Jack Fertig
Q Scopes
The Sun moving into Aries passes Mercury, retrograding into Pisces, and then goes on to conjoin Uranus. Egotistical ideas and smug certainty will be punctured. Let it go and laugh.
ARIES (March 20 – April 19): Arguments with your partner are less about your partner and more about your own worries, fears and doubts. Remember you two are on the same side! You still have resources. Priority No. 1: Take care of your health!
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20): You're looking much too good for your own good. An old fling may show up for an encore, but it's just that. This is no time to start a new relationship, revive an old one, or take for granted the one you have going.
GEMINI (May 21- June 20): Your ruler Mercury retrograding into Mercury may have you feeling and acting like Gracie Allen (she's on YouTube). If you can capture her charm, keep your head on straight and keep a sense of humor, you'll be ahead of the game.
CANCER (June 21- July 22): Spring starts with all eyes on you. You will surprise everyone and very likely yourself. Planning is important, even though plans will go awry. Think ahead with contingencies, and be ready to improvise. Be alert, but relax. You can dazzle everyone.
LEO (July 23 – August 22): The craziest ideas confronting you are exactly the ones you should entertain. The state of the world proves a lot of bright people have been wrong about important matters, so let go of old ideas. A true philosopher is always open-minded.
VIRGO (August 23 – September 22): Share your darkest, kinkiest fantasies with someone who can help them come true. If it involves cheating on your partner, forget it. One of you is perhaps too sensitive, but feelings still have to be accepted and issues handled respectfully.
LIBRA (September 23 – October 22): Your ruler, Venus, is not a "good girl" but a famous seductress. Like it or not, she's shining the red light on you. Much fun? Perhaps. Just be very careful not to get into a relationship you'll regret, or to lose one you value.
SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21): Treat confusing and mixed messages from your friends with good humor. That doesn't mean you should make fun of them! You're probably as much at fault. Listen to your partner. The less you like it, the more you'll benefit.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 20): Guessing that your boss doesn't know what he or she is doing, you could well be right, but pointing that out won't help you at all. Stick to your own work the best you can!
CAPRICORN (December 21 – January 19): The best way to avoid stupid arguments is to avoid people, not necessarily just the stupid ones. Especially keep relatives at a safe distance. Your hyper-active brain needs some calming. Hide out and meditate.
AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18): As recent mistakes come to light, don't even think about shifting blame or keeping them hidden. Fess up and make it right. With Mercury retrograde, everyone's screwing up a bit these days. Being forthright and responsible will get you points.
PISCES (February 19 – March 19): Inspirations or worries over money are not as important as they seem. The first ideas that come into your head are wrong, but if you figure out why, you can come up with something outrageously right.
