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Billy Masters

"I'm not gay, but that rumor can't be killed. I'd like to have a girlfriend and a family. But I haven't met the right one yet. Until then, I'm focusing on my job." – Wentworth Miller once again proclaims his heterosexuality – this time to 'InStyle Germany.' Maybe it sounds more convincing in Deutsch!

The Los Angeles Gay and Lesbian Center recently held their annual gala, which raised close to a half-million dollars. I was thrilled to be with the great Jenifer Lewis, who was honored for her commitment to raising funds and awareness for this incredible organization. Jenny is beloved in the industry, and no less than Miss Shirley Maclaine was on hand for the presentation. She summed up Lewis' talent this way: "She is the most electrifying live performer, including Bette, I've ever seen. I learn so much from watching you, my darling." For these words to come from someone who's no slouch in the performing department is quite a compliment. You can watch the entire presentation on our Web site of http://www.BillyMasters.com. Congrats to a lady who I'm proud to call my friend.

Speaking of honors, Kirk Douglas was honored by the Santa Barbara Film Festival. His award was presented by John Travolta, who surprised the 90-year-old legend with a kiss squarely on the lips. From the photos taken at that exact moment (which we'll run on our Web site), it looks like Kirk might have had another stroke!

Photographers have been busy snapping legendary Hollywood names. Days after catching Douglas in mid-pucker, the paparazzi incited "The Wrath of Caan" – in this case, Scott Caan. The young hottie is also quite a hothead and known to make his fair share of rude comments. On the day in question, Scooter had been hounded for hours by photographers – which begs the question: "Why?" Be that as it may, he verbally berated the shutterbug when returning to his car, then offered to fight the snapper for $2000, then upped it to $2500, and finally offering $10,000 (and, stupidly, the offer was ignored). When Caan drove away, he opened his window and yelled out, "Get a real job, you faggot." Not surprisingly, GLAAD issued a statement condemning Caan, who then released a statement of his own saying, "I am sorry for using such a derogatory word. I was being harassed by a paparazzi, and unfortunately, the word slipped out. I don't ever condone the use of that word and I deeply apologize to anyone who I may have offended." And life goes on.

One of the first things you learn being in the public eye is that everything is public. God knows I've criticized Reichen "The Amazing Race" Lehmkuhl – particularly during his liaison with Lance Bass. What I've not shared with you is that Ricky and I spoke about this relationship prior to them going public – and he was in a terrible state. He'd already gone on record saying that he'd never date anyone in the closet, and here he was doing just that. Clearly he was torn between sticking to whatever principles he has and being a hypocrite to date a famous guy. Ultimately, he opted for fame – and I firmly believe Reichen was only with Lance to extend his 15 minutes of fame.

However, Reichen was most certainly not in the driver's seat for this relationship – the pretty ones never are. Lance called the shots and was quite domineering (not that Reichen necessarily minds that). When they were out together, Lance would give Reichen a dirty look if he didn't stick to him like glue – once Reichen said to me, "I've got to go back there – Lance is giving me 'the look'." They say fame costs, and this is where you pay. They also say that any dog on a short leash will eventually rebel.

Rumor had it that Lance ended the relationship after Reichen cheated on him with Davis Mallory from "The Real World." Bass has now confirmed this in the November issue of "GQ." When asked specifically about the cheating, Lance says: "Of course. It was embarrassing, because everyone was right. I was madly in love. I was so happy. People would talk so much shit about him. I thought, 'Why does everyone hate him?' At the end, I'm like, 'Okay, everyone was right.'"

But it doesn't end there – oh no. Reichen was mortified and had his lawyers send Lance a letter asking him to refrain from defamatory statements (which I'm not sure applies to someone telling the truth). This note was leaked to the tabloids – hmmm, who could have done that? To explain his position, Reichen posted the most extraordinary letter on his MySpace page that I've ever read. He doesn't refer to Lance by name – only as his "ex relationship." There are big words thrown about as if he had one finger stuck in a thesaurus. The gist is summed up in this badly worded, badly punctuated, run-on sentence: "My final wish, surrounding this matter, from an overall outside perspective, is that I am no longer associated with this ex-relationship or the people involved in prolonging its existence, and that I'm no longer associated with that time of my life, in general." In short, Reichen would like everyone – including Lance – to forget that this relationship ever happened. Sigh – some people just don't get it. We'll link to the entire letter on our Web site – it makes for good bedtime reading.

With the holidays fast approaching, it's time for Billy's Gift Giving Suggestions. First up is the new book by photographer Mario Testino. "Let Me In!" features off-camera moments of famous people Testino has shot, including a number of titillating snaps of shirtless hunks like Jake Gyllenhaal and Jonathan Rhys-Myers (and his freaky bulging eyes). The perfect gift for that hard-to-shop-for friend.

This past year, one of my favorite gay porn companies rose from the ashes – much like a phoenix. Men of Odyssey is back, courtesy of mucky-muck Bob East. In addition to their splashy new release, "Beach House Diaries," the renowned studio has assembled two different gift packs of their classics, which you can snag on their Web site of www.MenOfOGV.com. These favorite flicks feature such stars as Ryan Idol, Derek Cameron, Joey Hart, Jon Erik, Jack Ryan, Ken Ryker, and many other hot guys who will surely keep you warm on those cold winter nights. Set one includes "Carnal Intentions," "Ryker's Revenge," "Chi Chi La Rue's Hardbody Video Magazine," and my favorite, "The Pharaoh's Curse." The second set includes "Top Secret," "Uniform," "Idol in the Sky," and "Journey to Italy." Personally, I'm going to have to ask Santa for one of each!

Could it be that a certain has-been hunk is hitting hard times? Ever since his failed sitcom, his failed marriage, and his failed affair with his "best friend," he's succeeded at one thing – eating. Since parting with his lady, he's constantly looking over his shadow… when not jay-walking. To help improve his physique, he's taken to wearing an undergarment that stops that incessant jiggling. Ironically, the product shares its name with what he gets from all those low rent boys – spanx!

When I can bring you some hot guys, hot gifts and a hot blind item, it's definitely time to end yet another column. For the next few weeks, I'll continue my Gift Giving Suggestions – like the "Men of Micky's Calendar" which is still available on http://www.BillyMasters.com. And next week, I promise to get to an "Ask Billy" question. In the interim, you can still write me directly at [email protected] and I promise to get back to you before I get sued from one of my "ex relationships" (again)! So, until next time, remember, one man's filth is another man's bible.

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