Q Scopes

By |2009-04-12T09:00:00-04:00April 12th, 2009|Uncategorized|

By Jack Fertig

Call Mom, Virgo!

The Sun in Sagittarius seeks wisdom. Mars in Scorpio prefers subtle, mysterious methods – and gets so horny! In a semi-sextile (30-degree) aspect, they combine to offer opportunity; but as RuPaul says, you better work!
ARIES (March 20 – April 19): You’re ready for a small adventure, whether of the spirit or the flesh. Why not both? New ideas and experiences key into visceral reactions. Lessons you learn now can last a lifetime.
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20): Passion and commitment don’t always go together, but now you can mesh the two. If you must wait for the other person to make the first move, at the very least look like you’re ready for action!
GEMINI (May 21 – June 20): Work on (or toward) your major relationship now. Cooperation – even getting onto the same page – requires some effort, but this is an excellent time to clarify those little problems that could become disasters if neglected.
CANCER (June 21 – July 22): Exercise builds the mind and spirit as well as the body. Especially now, it gives you an extra bit of confidence, boosting your ability to play in all sorts of games. Better yet, that confidence builds your appeal to potential playmates.
LEO (July 23 – August 22): The stars shine on your domestic artistry. Seasonal decor or otherwise, this is the time to spruce up your home, especially with your own creations. Your playful side is strong for either sharing your skills with children or being a little naughty with adults – your choice!
VIRGO (August 23 – September 22): Clear up correspondences with family and community connections, mail those cards, call Mom, organize recipes. Then in the afternoon…? You’re a whirlwind of organization, but try to keep it fun. If you don’t get at least an occasional giggle, you’re doing it wrong!
LIBRA (September 23 – October 22): Organize financial information and tell Santa what you want. You can be creative with your budget now – within reason. Generous gestures may be simple and small, but will return instant karmic rewards.
SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21): Even if there’s no physical resemblance, you’re reminding people of Santa Claus these days. It’s all in your smile and the twinkle in your eye. Your cheer and generosity of spirit will surely get some babe to sit on your lap!
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 20): This year’s birthday brings some odd anxieties to the surface. As long as you remember that maturity equals experience and makes you even more attractive, you really have nothing to worry about.
CAPRICORN (December 21 – January 19): Those friends sneaking around may be planning a holiday surprise, so don’t be too suspicious. Still, trust your instincts. You may just be a bit weary and in need of a few days hiding out with a friend whose motives are obvious.
AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18): Office politics are rough now. Your ambitions are making someone nervous, but you can count on your friends. Work the holiday parties to good advantage.
PISCES (February 19 – March 19): You can hardly help but look sexy, smart, and exotic. If you can channel that into looking “commandingly” wise and experienced, you’re sure to get a boost up the career ladder.

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