By Jack Fertig
Mercury and Venus enter Aquarius, then aspect Uranus, introducing wild new ideas and aesthetics. Meanwhile Sun conjoins Neptune, also in Aquarius, making it a wacky, mystical, very queer week! Be ready for anything.
ARIES (March 20 – April 19): You have some wild ideas for getting ahead in your work, but check with colleagues and superiors, whom you’re likely to upset if you go off half-cocked. Listen to friends for new spiritual insights.
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20): New ideas that seem totally crazy at first are worth discussing with experts. Your assessment of your own abilities is way off – but are they better or worse than you think? That’s what you need to check with the experts!
GEMINI (May 21 – June 20): Everybody’s full of wild ideas right now, and you have a grand head start in that department! What you have to say should be saved for appropriate and/or receptive audiences. Listening can also be a fascinating experience.
CANCER (June 21 – July 22): Your eagerness for sexual experimentation is cranked up a few notches, and your partner is more than ready to cooperate. It could be a wonderfully transcendent experience. Drugs are tempting, but they are really more distraction than help.
LEO (July 23 – August 22): Relationships are work, and new issues are erupting to work on. It’s all quite manageable, although likely to be confusing at first. Some of the most important messages aren’t rational or verbal, so get confirmation!
VIRGO (August 23 – September 22): You’re getting playful in ways that may look like perverse workaholism – or simply perverse. If you have a sense of humor, it doesn’t matter what others think. Guard your health, especially against infections and working (or working out) too hard.
LIBRA (September 23 – October 22): The stars say to entertain at home, whether a big bash, a cozy little tea, or an intimate rendezvous with one special person. Most importantly, however you do it, give it an eccentric, festive twist.
SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21): This is an, um, “interesting” time to open communications with family members and find out about old secrets and scandals. It may not be pretty, but you don’t scare easily. Go ahead and rouse those sleeping dogs!
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 20): Disagreements lead to very interesting discussions now. Keep an open mind, be ready for a challenge, and remember that your logic is off this week. Argue from the heart if you like, but your brain just isn’t there for it.
CAPRICORN (December 21 – January 19): Go on a shopping spree and dress up in some new styles. Give yourself wiggle room to go over budget. Spending some extra on yourself is important for your self-esteem. Trying a new look is even more important!
AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18): You’re usually so certain of yourself, but not this week. That’s good for you, although uncomfortable. Letting go of old ideas will free you up for new ones. Spend time meditating; make note of your dreams. Take time for a small retreat.
PISCES (February 19 – March 19): Friends will help you discover things about yourself you never knew – but what will they learn in the process? Keep your ears and mind open and your mouth shut. You need to confide in someone, but be very careful who it is!