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By |2017-10-31T06:33:57-04:00October 31st, 2017|Uncategorized|

By Jack Fertig

Try songwriting, Sagittarius!

While Venus is lined up with the Sun, everyone is fabulous, darling! Both planets sextile Neptune stimulate spiritual and artistic brilliance until Apr. 8. Then they square Saturn, and reality comes crashing in. If you’re prepared, you could turn those Neptunian inspirations into something really brilliant.
ARIES (March 20 – April 19): You are the queen of all you survey! You’re riding a crest of adoration and fabulosity, but you’ll soon tumble to the hard work of managing your domain. Still, hard work and responsibility suit you now, and you can gain a lot from your efforts.
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20): Your work behind the scenes may uncover a whiff of “scandale,” but you yourself will come out smelling like a rose. Explanations may be a bit of work, but just be your sweet, honest self and you have nothing to fear.
GEMINI (May 21 – June 20): Did you just kiss the Blarney Stone, or was it used to replace one of your gonads? You can charm your way through any argument or social situation, but don’t waste that gift! Karmic rewards and debts will come due very soon.
CANCER (June 21 – July 22): You can walk on water, and the alligators that are usually snapping at your heels are now fighting for the privilege of kissing your Manolo Blahniks. This aquatic stroll leads to hard work, but you can shine and prosper from that, too!
LEO (July 23 – August 22): You can win any argument, but that doesn’t mean you’re right! Charm and bamboozlement are working for you more than you realize. The sooner you figure it out and make important corrections and admissions, the better off you’ll be in the long run.
VIRGO (August 23 – September 22): Your erotic allure is irresistible, and in the sweep of passion, it’s easy to forget necessary hygiene and prophylaxis. Be careful! Your friends will bring you down to earth with annoying, but important advice.
LIBRA (September 23 – October 22): You could charm your way into any game or celebration. For you it’s no challenge to be the belle – or beau – of the ball, but you’ll quickly find your social skills better directed to assuaging those in power.
SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21): Vanity need not be a bad thing – if it gets you to exercise or clean house! Fitness and order can even help you get ready for arguments coming up later; being gracious and having your facts in order prepares you even better.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 20): Try your hand at poetry and songwriting. Indulging your musical side could boost your luck at games – or just drive your opponents to distraction! Bedroom games will either push you to your limits or past them.
CAPRICORN (December 21 – January 19): Housecleaning – either in your actual home or in broader community involvements – can turn up forgotten treasures. Territorial squabbles are likely to pop up, but you’re sure to come out ahead.
AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18): You could dazzle nearly anyone now with your charm and wit. Just don’t try to rely on facts or figures until Apr. 9. Then you can get to work and clear up just about any mess.
PISCES (February 19 – March 19): Trust your financial intuition – if you can back it up with the math! You have a fairy-tale touch for finding bargains while shopping, but your investments now would read more like “A Series of Unfortunate Events.”

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