Q Scopes

By |2005-10-27T09:00:00-04:00October 27th, 2005|Entertainment|

By Jack Fertig

Mean what you say, Leo!

Don’t be lax with your prophylaxis! The love goddess, Venus, lines up with sex bomb Pluto while lucky Jupiter goes into Pluto’s sign, Scorpio. With Sun in Scorpio trine to Uranus, anything can happen. You might discover new erogenous zones!

ARIES (March 20 – April 19): All’s fair in love, war, and politics. You’re open to brilliant new insights and strategies. Charm, wit, and seduction will serve you a lot better than your usual frontal attacks. The other side is using the same tactics. “En garde”!

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20): Your seductive powers are at their height. More focused on work, you could sublimate that energy very productively, getting greater cooperation from colleagues and supervisors. Results won’t be what you expected, but they could be much better!

GEMINI (May 21 – June 20): A struggle with your partner should lead to greater intimacy. Everybody’s getting a little sexier. Your humor and creativity should be allowed freer reign in that direction. See the movie “The Aristocrats” if you need any help.

CANCER (June 21 – July 22): Exercise togs are irresistibly sexy on you right now. Medical fantasies are also hot. Hello, Nurse! If there’s any family drama looming, grab that bull by the horns right now! You’ll never get better results.

LEO (July 23 – August 22): Your roar alone can vanquish any foe, and your purr can seduce any friend. The results of those efforts will be different, probably better than what you aimed for. Be very careful to say what you mean and mean what you say.

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22): You are about to get some very surprising spendaholic impulses, perhaps compulsions. If you can stop, think, and figure out what’s behind them, you’ll end up with more insight as well as more money.

LIBRA (September 23 – October 22): Jupiter in your sign has you looking mahvelous, dahling! That lasts a bit longer as he goes into Scorpio, adding a sexy depth to your now-heightened charm. Play with that erotic allure and be as happily surprised as those around you.

SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21): Jupiter brings good luck to your sign, but mostly as blessings in disguise – until he passes your Sun. That’s the day to buy lottery tickets. (Call your astrologer!) In the meantime, adversity promises rewards along the way.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 20): What do you want from your friends now? With daring and charm you can get almost anything. What do you want from life in the long run? New perspectives on that eternal question are the best things your friends can give you now.

CAPRICORN (December 21 – January 19): Despite the Cappy stereotype, you have a very wild, passionate side that’s now threatening to explode, illuminating or demolishing your reputation. Pick the time and place, or you may be as shocked as those around you.

AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18): Your forceful, passionate arguments will open people’s eyes. You will find yourself elevated on a throne of praise or dangling out on a limb. Holding back doesn’t help, but reading your audience more carefully will.

PISCES (February 19 – March 19): The stars are making you sexier and sexier! This, too, shall pass, so make the most of it while you can. Be careful at work, where displaying erotic charisma could get you into trouble, but sublimating it could propel you ahead.

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