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Q Scopes for men

By |2003-12-18T09:00:00-05:00December 18th, 2003|Uncategorized|

By Jill Dearman

Practice creativity, Sagittarius!

ARIES (March 21 to April 20): Mercury and Venus in your career sector are bringing you luck at work. But you have to work hard to make that luck work even harder for you. Attitude is everything – on the job and in bed with a Libra.

TAURUS (April 21 to May 20): This is the best time of year for you to plan a trip, sweetie. While everyone is gearing up for family gatherings, perhaps you should throw on your scuba gear and escape all obligations. A Virgo wants to go deep-sea diving with you. The water is more than fine.

GEMINI (May 21 to June 21): There’s no reason to worry about a business transaction. Not every colleague is in love with you. That doesn’t mean they don’t think highly of you. Be serious in business and serious in love, and don’t mix the two right now. An Aries is all mixed up about his feelings for you. You’re driving him beautifully mad!

CANCER (June 22 to July 22): Mars just entered your career house, so make a shift in your work life that reflects your passion as well as your ambition. A Leo can help you to get where you want to go. Follow him and follow your desire.

LEO (July 23 to August 22): The Sun meets Pluto in your house of love affairs, so don’t be surprised if all sorts of troublesome and complex characters want to get with you this week. A Scorpio can’t leave well enough alone – can you?

VIRGO (August 23 to September 22): Uranus in your health sector has your body shook up but good. But don’t worry – a more peaceful time is ahead. Your love life is related to your good health, so make love, not war, you whore. A Sagittarius wants to make it with you.

LIBRA (September 23 to October 22): You have a lot to give to the world, but your family – chosen and otherwise – needs you now. It’s an emotional time, but you are a strong soul. The more love you give to those who need you, the stronger you grow. A Taurus is growing and growing just thinking about you.

SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21): If you are starting to wax sentimental about a love gone wrong, stop, cease, and desist – now! You can have something so much better, informed by the “real” you, not by an old illusion you had of yourself. A Capricorn gets you on a multitude of levels.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21): You’ve still got a lot of passion left for your love object, my darling. So stop acting like you don’t care! An Aquarius can’t read your mind and needs to know that you are magically and maddeningly obsessed with him. Admit it!

CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19): Mars in your home sector means that it’s time to buy some brand-new sheets, lamps, and candles for the boudoir, then get back into bed with the man you trust most. A Gemini wants to give you his own “Queer Eye” home makeover.

AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18): Venus enters your sign on Dec. 21, so at last you will feel your sex appeal kicking in. A Cancer will ignore you no more. In fact, he may want more of you than you can give. Don’t worry about disappointing anyone. Just be true to your ideals.

PISCES (February 19 to March 20): Mars in your money house helps you to get big bucks – but if it’s big f**ks you want with another Pisces, you will have to help yourself. You are emanating sexual energy. Now start acting on it. And stop acting like you aren’t ready to get that intense. What a tired old line!

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