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Q Scopes for men

By |2004-01-29T09:00:00-05:00January 29th, 2004|Uncategorized|

By Jill Dearman

Cause a scene, Scorpio!

ARIES (March 21 to April 20): Your ruler, wily Mars, finishes up a transit in your sign this week, so make the most of it. You can get with an Aquarius if you are fast on your feet and quick to lie down. “Act now and talk later” is your theme for late January.

TAURUS (April 21 to May 20): This is a perfect week for you to pursue a seductive new friend or colleague. Lines can be blurred, so don’t worry about being overly appropriate. A Cancer wants to break a few little rules with you. Be a rebel with grabby paws, darling.

GEMINI (May 21 to June 21): Arty Venus hits the top of your chart in late January and brings you unexpected career opportunities. Work on a short-term endeavor that involves using your aesthetic gifts. Then visualize yourself in a camera-ready position with an Aries.

CANCER (June 22 to July 22): This is the perfect week for you to push yourself physically and get ahead of schedule. Laziness leads to more laziness, so get the lead out. A Capricorn expects plenty of stamina from you in bed. Faster, pussycat, faster. Don’t chill.

LEO (July 23 to August 22): Expect dreams to come true, at least by night, while your ruler, the Sun, moves close to ethereal Neptune in your house of love. A Gemini haunts your unconscious and may get up the gumption to give you a call or give you a grab before the month’s end.

VIRGO (August 23 to September 22): Mind your temper while aggressive Mars squares even more aggressive Pluto in late January. You and a Taurus could go head to head in combat, when really you just want to get some head. Choose love over war.

LIBRA (September 23 to October 22): While your ruler, Venus, is transiting your house of health and body, give yourself the pampering you desire and deserve. A Sagittarius is worth primping and preening for. A little vanity will be overlooked in late January – repeat, “a little.”

SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21): While romantic Venus transits your haughty fifth house, you may have to indulge your taste for drama. Another Scorpio shares your flair for the theatrical. Cause a scene and don’t apologize afterwards. You’ve earned the right to do wrong, if you do it in just the right way.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21): Venus transits your home sector and makes you long for simple domestic pleasures with a sinful domestic god. A Libra who knows his way around the kitchen could easily find his way into your bedroom for a good, long, seven-course romp.

CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19): Some serious planetary action in your money sector makes this a good week to get plum job assignments that allow you to buy pretty things for your pad. You need the good things in life, sweetie, so start working for them. Harder. A Pisces also needs you to work hard for him – very hard.

AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18): You may not understand what you need from your current lover, but don’t rack your brain trying to figure it out. Your body understands even if your mind doesn’t. A Virgo who can tune in to your repressed sensual longings could be in for a wild emotional ride with you.

PISCES (February 19 to March 20): This is a fine week for you to push the limits of your sexual desire as high and as hard as you can. With sexy Venus and provocative Uranus both in your sign, the sky is really the limit. A Leo’s vision is clouded when it comes to you. He sees you in an idealized light and probably always will.

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