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Q Scopes for men

By |2003-03-27T09:00:00-05:00March 27th, 2003|Uncategorized|

By Jill Dearman

ARIES (March 21 to April 20): Kick some butt and take a more aggressive approach to life, darling. You know what you need to do, so why are you hesitating? Stop waiting for someone to do it for you, and push yourself. A Sag, however, would like to do it “with” you.
TAURUS (April 21 to May 20): This is a great time for you to focus your energy on a business that will keep giving back to you for years and years to come. Invest time and money in something you believe in, and that believes in you, too! A Leo plays a key role.
GEMINI (May 21 to June 21): Uranus makes a lovely conjunction to Venus in late March, which means that you can expect creative career opportunities to come your way. Here’s the rub: people are hard to pin down, so for once “you” have to be the responsible one. Another Gemini will play the role of the flake.
CANCER (June 22 to July 22): You may be put on center stage in late March and asked to speak in public in a very big way or pitch a hot idea to a powerful colleague. Be ready to give it your best shot. Nothing less will cut it. A Taurus wants to play the role of little woman to your big man (for one week only, doll!).
LEO (July 23 to August 22): Don’t say what you don’t mean, Leo. While the Sun is in the “big mouth” (or foot-in-mouth) sector of your chart you should think about other people’s feelings before you say something rude or judgmental. Take a deep breath before you create a big mess. A Capricorn is oblivious to your shortcomings, thank God!
VIRGO (August 23 to September 22): Pluto’s presence in your home sector suggests that you may want to toss out the old – the clutter that’s getting in your way physically and psychologically. There are storage units, you know. Don’t let your “stuff” and your issues concerning material things get in the way of a hot romance with an Aquarius.
LIBRA (September 23 to October 22): Stop standing in your way when it comes to love, sweet boy. You don’t even realize how many people are obsessing about you. So why are you concentrating so much energy on one rejecting loser? An Aries sees all of you and loves what he sees. Your civilized attitude and way with words and clothes could win you many new admirers.
SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21): A bit of forcefulness and good old-fashioned chutzpah may be called for in late March. You are ripe for a spiritual upheaval. That means cleaning out the areas of your life that are a convoluted mess. A Virgo brings cleanliness and purity into your world. Doesn’t that sound positively dirty? Getting rid of trash leads to more cash.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21): Pluto’s influence in late March may be felt in your sex life first, and in every other area of your life later. If you feel on the verge of a sexual breakthrough or breakdown, you’re actually on the right track. Don’t try and resist the forces of nature (or your instincts). And forget about resisting a Libra.
CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19): Be gentle with a family member (or friend whom you’ve known for years) while the Sun is transiting your familial fourth house. A little bit of comfort and nurturing goes a long way. A Scorpio just wants to get closer to you … in every way. Venus retrograde is making you question your most important relationship. You can ride out this confusing cycle.
AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18): People are talking about you – and in a most fabulous way – as the Sun hits your house of popularity. A Pisces wants to make out with you in front of all your friends. How deliciously high school! It’s impossible for you to avoid distractions now, but try and focus on your work a little more.
PISCES (February 19 to March 20): The moon in your sign at the end of the week could remind you that you are a sensual, sexy creature – and honey, that’s a reminder you need! Stop focusing on the mundane and the meaningless, and put on something slinky that makes you feel alive again. A Cancer will revive you from your present state of apathy.

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