By Jill Dearman
Follow your lust, Pisces!
ARIES (March 21 to April 20): The sun moves slowly closer to carpy Mercury and may put some venom in your tongue. Be careful of whom you criticize – if he’s a Scorpio he may bite back. Ensure that the bites you receive are as tasty as the ones you really want to give. Pepper humor into all your spicy conversation, and make sure not to take yourself too seriously in any situation.
TAURUS (April 21 to May 20): This is a fine time for you to show the world just how much strength and tenderness you possess. It’s all about balance now, Taurus. If you fly too near the sun, you could get burned like Icarus; but if you stay too close to earth, you could get covered in mud like a common whore! An Aries wants to protect you from yourself. Let him!
GEMINI (May 21 to June 21): Jupiter in your house of home and family pulls you closer to the ones who matter most. Enjoy the domesticated life for a while. You know that chaos will intrude sooner or later! See if you can make it to the holidays with a Libra by your side. Compromise gets you far emotionally these days – and it gets you into some sensually satisfying, but compromising positions.
CANCER (June 22 to July 22): Venus enters your health sector in early November and encourages you to beautify yourself on the outside in order to feel more balanced and happy on the inside. Yep, it’s time for a makeover. An Aquarius wants to run his fingers through your hair and muss you up a bit.
LEO (July 23 to August 22): This is a fine time for you to take advantage of a lull at your workplace and work on your personal life, Leo. Your loved ones are especially needy now. Don’t judge them; just draw them close. You can kick ’em back out into the cruel world in a couple of months – after the new year. A Pisces wants to hide in your loving arms.
VIRGO (August 23 to September 22): The moon meets passionate Mars in your house of love on Nov. 3, bringing your desires closer to the surface. Everyone can smell the chemistry between you and a Taurus. You know that you want each other, so what are you waiting for? Don’t stand on ceremony when it comes to love or lust. In fact, don’t stand at all!
LIBRA (September 23 to October 22): This is an intense time of year for your financial dealings, Libra. The sun and Mercury’s transit through your house of money brings you luck and lucrative opportunities. Take advantage of them, but don’t bet on any dark horses. A Sagittarius is a big risk!
SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21): The sun and Mercury both transit your sign through most of November, and the full moon lands in your house of love on Nov. 3. All in all, this should be a very hot time in your life. Lovers demand a lot from you, and there may not be enough of you to go around. A Capricorn will not share!
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21): You may be tempted to take the moral high ground in an intimate relationship, Sag, but it would be wise to look at your own history as a whore and a hypocrite. Pull out those old diaries! A Leo wants a clean slate. Is that possible?
CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19): The full moon on Nov. 3 falls in your house of creativity and drama. You have a choice – you can put your energy into art or into idiocy. A Cancer represents the latter. Be careful with any potential lover who whines more than he woos. You need an equal, sweetie.
AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18): Jupiter’s transit through your house of serious partnerships brings you closer to saying “I do” to your true love. Before you pop the question, though, be careful that you aren’t fantasizing about popping the cherry of a 20-something Virgo. You are not as ready to settle down as you think you are – but you are getting closer.
PISCES (February 19 to March 20): A little gambling pays off this November. You have the ability to see into the future of the culture and to create need where there was none before. You can do the same thing with a Gemini who is not as clever as he thinks he is – but is twice as cute.