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Q Scopes for women

By |2003-12-04T09:00:00-05:00December 4th, 2003|Uncategorized|

By Jill Dearman

Get off the couch, Libra!

ARIES (March 21 to April 20): Uranus will be traveling with Neptune through your house of friends during most of December, which means you need to shake up some of your platonic relationships. Make ’em shine again, darling. Instead of complaining that no one calls you anymore, why don’t you pick up the phone? A Pisces needs you!

TAURUS (April 21 to May 20): It’s hard for you to figure out where a relationship with an Aries is meant to go. Instead of trying so hard to control it, put some of that fierce energy of yours into letting go of the reins. Let a lover come to you with an offer you can’t refuse. When you stop trying so hard, you start getting what you want.

GEMINI (May 21 to June 21): You are apt to discover a hidden talent if you look hard enough, Gemini. Your problem right now is laziness, pure and simple. Be a little more pro-active about developing that brilliant mind of yours! A Taurus is an inspiration to you – sensually and artistically. Keep her around.

CANCER (June 22 to July 22): The Sun conjunct Pluto in your house of health during most of December could push you to get more physically active. When you are too sedentary, you become a little moody, then a little depressed, then a little withdrawn – and so on and so on. An Aquarius inspires you to live a more passionate life.

LEO (July 23 to August 22): This is the right time for you to get more involved in the arts, Leo – not just by supporting other people’s creative talents, but by exhibiting your own to the world. When did you get so humble? It doesn’t suit you. A Cancer wants to run your P.R. campaign.

VIRGO (August 23 to September 22): Jupiter is still on your side, darling, and so is a Capricorn. Your goal this month should be to figure out who is helping you reach your goals and who is standing in the way of them – and not just your material goals. Stop wasting time on people who only want to waste your time!

LIBRA (September 23 to October 22): Uranus and Neptune are stirring up the passionate part of your nature, Libra. It’s time to be laid back no more – especially if you want to get laid by a sexy and spontaneous Gemini. Get off your couch and get back into the social swing, sister. You have grown bored with yourself. Put the romance back in your life.

SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21): A makeover and a shift in schedule can change your life, Scorpio. You’ve spent too much time brooding over the darker aspects of life. Have more fun, and then the answers to the deep questions you’ve been asking will come naturally. A Leo makes you feel like a kid again.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21): Saturn retrograde in your house of collaboration is pushing you to find a business partner whom you trust the way you trust your friends. You’ve been focusing on numbers and haven’t been paying attention to your gut feelings, darling. A Virgo may irritate you, but is a trustworthy soul.

CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19): This is the time for you to focus your energy on mystical things, Miss Capricorn. The Sun and Pluto are transiting your house of spiritual matters, so make spirituality matter more in your life. A Scorpio may seem more like style than substance, but she’s got depth to spare.

AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18): This is a hot time for your pet projects, my pet. Do some self-promotion to get your ideas out there. Once again, you have tapped into the collective unconscious. Pursue your dream with passion. A Sagittarius will help you make it come true.

PISCES (February 19 to March 20): Your career clicks into overdrive in December, dear Pisces. Some of your social activities will have to move to the back burner. You have deadlines to meet. A Libra will work with your schedule, not against it. For once, ask people to accommodate you instead of the other way around.

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