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Q Scopes for women

By |2003-03-27T09:00:00-05:00March 27th, 2003|Uncategorized|

By Jill Dearman

ARIES (March 21 to April 20): Life is full of fun little surprises this week. Accept all challenges that are thrown your way. It’s fine for you to act like a damned fool. In fact, your friends want you to! Your fan club keeps getting bigger and bigger. A Virgo jumps on the “you’re fabulous!” bandwagon.
TAURUS (April 21 to May 20): This is a wonderful week for you to join a new group or organization. Don’t do it all on your own! A divine collaborator could enter your life soon. If you’re thinking of making a significant change in your career, now’s the time to put your money where your mouth is. A Gemini wants your mouth all over hers.
GEMINI (May 21 to June 21): Don’t sabotage your well-laid plans, darling. If you’re having doubts about your dreams, please, don’t give them up! Talk to your confidantes and gain a greater sense of confidence in yourself. A Taurus can help you to find your inner strength as well as your pleasure zone.
CANCER (June 22 to July 22): You know how to get what you need this week, dearie – but do you have the first clue about what you “want?” Listen to your libido, but don’t act on it … not yet. Enjoy the game of seduction. A Scorpio loves to play cat-and-mouse with you. Keep changing your role.
LEO (July 23 to August 22): Romantic opportunities abound this week, dear Leo. You have that certain something – and all the gals want to rub up against you to feel it. This is a wild week for love, sweetie. You can accomplish a lot with your hands tied behind your back. Another Leo could bring you to the heights of ecstasy.
VIRGO (August 23 to September 22): Let yourself do something wild and crazy this week, Virgo. But don’t tell anyone about it. It’s okay to be a little sly and covert. Surprise yourself and your number-one gal with an explosion of hot sexual energy on March 30.
LIBRA (September 23 to October 22): You have the ability to turn water to wine, and a cold and withholding Aries into a hot and hungry lover. Take all work problems in stride this week. You are Ms. Fix-it and have no reason to worry about your future. Life is strangely easy this week when you act like you just don’t give a damn.
SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21): This is a good week for you to deal more in the physical realm. You need some good loving and some nice clothes on your back. Play the part of the capitalist pig. A Cancer is turned on by your bottom line. Life is sweet if you don’t psych yourself out. You can act like a wolf this week, because you don’t take your own hype too seriously. Now go forth and be playful, you vixen you.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21): The moon meets Uranus and Venus in your house of home and family at week’s end, so do what you can to change an annoying family pattern. A Libra will stand by you like a good wife should!
CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19): Your friends may be a little neurotic this week. Try to be patient with them. Life is full of small challenges, but it’s your inner life that really matters. How are you feeling about your soul, sweetie? It’s up to you to make your life more meaningful. Begin now! An Aquarius would love to take you home with her.
AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18): Social activities are lucky for you this week, so travel in a pack. You’re at your best when you’re acting outrageous in front of a wary crowd. Your mission this week is to help the gals in your life to loosen up some of their inhibitions. A Sagittarius is waiting for you to make a move on her in public. Don’t disappoint. This is the week for you to break all the rules.
PISCES (February 19 to March 20): You and your love object could go to hell and back this week. And somewhere in between you’ll find heaven, or at least a hot little love session, or two, or three, or four. The more tortured you feel the better you are in bed. Isn’t life funny sometimes? Another Pisces is totally into you but also expects you to grow up. A tall order, but this might be the week that you rise to the occasion.

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