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By Jill Dearman
Be a trailblazer, Libra!
ARIES (March 21 to April 20): Everyone thinks you’re hot right now, honey, and everyone is right! You are putting out some fierce and wicked mojo. No need to hide your sexual side, sister. Let it all hang out. Put pleasure before business. You and another Aries can create real fireworks together.
TAURUS (April 21 to May 20): It’s time for a makeover, Taurus. You need to treat your body like the beautiful creation it is. Slow down and do some luxurious things for yourself. A little pampering is all you need, and a Scorpio is more than willing to do what it takes to turn you on.
GEMINI (May 21 to June 21): Be gentle with a lover on Sept. 30 when the moon conjunct Pluto in your house of love transforms you from a laidback lover to a hysterical harpy! A Sagittarius finds your diva antics sexy, but don’t push the envelope too far. Ask yourself what you’re so worked up about. Do you even know? Do some introspection before freaking out, darling.
CANCER (June 22 to July 22): Your writing ability is lucky for you right now, dear Cancer, as Mercury the planet of communication and Jupiter the planet of good luck transit your third house. You and an Aquarius can turn some clever phrases together. Why not try turning the lights down low after all the clever lines have been written?
LEO (July 23 to August 22): Passion runs high with you and a Pisces, but where is that passion leading? This week you should start considering your future, Leo dear. You don’t need another relationship that’s all about treading water and biding your time. You can do better!
VIRGO (August 23 to September 22): The moon close to Neptune in your body house on Oct. 5 could make you feel super strong one moment and super weak the next. You need some kind of physical practice that will balance your chakras, babe. A Libra is drawn to your aura.
LIBRA (September 23 to October 22): Your powers of seduction are stronger than ever as the Sun and your ruler Venus transit your sign. Stop pretending that you are calm, cool, and collected. Reveal your primal sexiness to a Taurus. You’re a whore, not a housewife. Let it be known!
SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21): The moon will be close to Uranus in your house of home and family on Oct. 5. Try not to start fights that you can’t finish. Yes, your family drives you nuts, but if it’s any consolation, you drive them batty right back! Find a substitute mommy-daddy-sister-bro all wrapped up in a cute Capricorn package.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21): You may be torn between two lovers and feeling like a fool, but soon you will have to decide which one you really want. A Leo senses that your heart is not ready to settle down. Buy some more time, but know that by year’s end you must begin to grow up.
CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19): Mercury and Jupiter in your house of travel are pushing you to see the world while you’ve still got the gumption and the bucks. A Cancer wants to show you where she comes from. Plan a life-changing trip. It’s been too long since you’ve explored a new place.
AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18): You need to play social director for yourself and your friends this week, Aquarius dear. Everyone is so busy and neurotic. Only you can pull together a fierce group of pals and force everyone to have fun – in the same room. Stop e-mailing and get together with a Virgo. It’s been too long.
PISCES (February 19 to March 20): Your secret crush knows you have a secret crush on her – and she’s got one on you, too. However, this may be the week that you restrain yourself from putting your cute little high school thoughts (“I am so hot for you!”) into words. In the meantime, fool around with a Gemini and fantasize about your number-one gal. How tawdry!