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By Jill Dearman
Wear costumes, Scorpio!
ARIES (March 21 to April 20): Halloween could be an exciting night for you. Pick out a costume that expresses your dark side. You need to find more constructive and creative outlets for your aggressive urges. A Sagittarius is into role-playing with you all night – and into November! Then it’s time to pick another game.
TAURUS (April 21 to May 20): Put money worries aside for now, Taurus. You have always been good at living on less when circumstances demanded it. Barter services for goods just to put you back in touch with the “struggling artist” in you. Humility is your greatest asset right now. A Capricorn loves you for your body, not your money, honey.
GEMINI (May 21 to June 21): Your mind needs extra stimulation this week. You must read more, learn more, and teach more – and quickly! A Leo has gotten boring. Challenge her to an intellectual dual, or kick her out of your bed. Don’t let anyone drown you in sappy emotions. Lead the life of the mind.
CANCER (June 22 to July 22): Venus finishes up a stint in your house of drama this week. You may get involved in a high school kind of experience with an immature but sexy person. Try to channel your youthful spirit into something slightly more productive. An Aquarius doesn’t scream as loud, but she’s certainly a much more subtle and satisfying lover.
LEO (July 23 to August 22): The moon will hook up with Neptune in your house of love on Halloween, which means that your love life could take a most confusing turn. Don’t make any drastic decisions till well into November, dear. A Gemini isn’t as sincere as you are.
VIRGO (August 23 to September 22): There is so much beauty around you right now, Virgo, you should really take advantage of it. You definitely need a mood boost. Why not escape to the country to see some natural beauty? Take a Taurus with you and act like a couple of wild animals.
LIBRA (September 23 to October 22): You need to get the concrete parts of your life together before you start worrying about the hypothetical. How is your money situation? It could be a lot better if you put some effort and energy into it. An Aries is an asset, not a liability, in your life.
SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21): The Sun, Mercury, and Venus all in your sign this week will put you at the center of the action. Wear costumes (and not just on Halloween). You need to show the world just how multi-layered you are, honey. Another Scorpio wants to have an evening of multiple lays with you.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21): Don’t lose your temper over an ex-lover’s annoying comments about you. This is a week to dish or be dished – and then dismiss the subject of the past altogether. Can you let go of an old love? That is your challenge. A Virgo awaits.
CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19): It’s the perfect time for you to collaborate on some mischievous projects with your friends. You’ve been playing by the rules too much lately. You need to break out of your own self-imposed shackles. A Libra wants you to handcuff her instead.
AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18): The moon close to Neptune in your sign on Halloween could make you afraid of the dark – yet drawn to it, too. Embrace and face your fears, darling. You are entering into a scary but fruitful period in your love life. Don’t resist change. A Pisces can’t resist you.
PISCES (February 19 to March 20): Magic is all around you, so don’t you dare sit home even one night this week. You should be the queen of the party circuit; get your outfits ready! A Cancer worships you. You need to get more comfortable on your throne, baby.