By Jill Dearman
Follow your lust, Pisces!
ARIES (March 21 to April 20): Venus and Pluto in your house of teaching and learning are here to instruct you that the best teachers are the best students. Stop telling people what they “should” know and start listening to the wisdom of your elders (or your perceptive pals). Another Aries wants to stay after class with you. Detention has never been so delicious.
TAURUS (April 21 to May 20): The full moon in your sign on Nov. 8 brings you an opportunity to show the world that you are not just a follower, but a true leader – especially where love is concerned. If you want to pull out all romantic stops with a Leo, then go for it. This month it’s better to risk looking foolish than to risk just looking (and never touching).
GEMINI (May 21 to June 21): Saturn retrograde in your money house will force you to work harder for less reward during much of this somber financial time. But fear not. You are creating better work opportunities for your future, and the money will surely follow in ’04. A Capricorn will treat you to some good love (and some fine dining, too – don’t worry!) during your time of being overworked and underpaid.
CANCER (June 22 to July 22): If you’re pining for an elusive lover, get over it. November is the coolest month for you, if you want to flirt with and seduce women like the little lesbian lap dancer you are (on the inside, darling). A Pisces may talk a lot of melodrama, but she’s really just looking for a good time. Don’t look for depth – not yet, at least.
LEO (July 23 to August 22): The sun and Mercury are both transiting your house of home and family during this cycle, which means that you may have to deal more with your biological clan than you wish to. Be a good sport and shower lots of attention on your kinfolk. This month everyone may look at you as a mother figure. If a Cancer gets obsessed with your breasts, don’t question it, Lady Madonna.
VIRGO (August 23 to September 22): This could be a very light November for you if you play your cards right. At work, bosses are too busy watching their own backs to pay attention to yours. After hours, a Gemini colleague is willing to scratch your back if you’re willing to scratch hers. And this exchange has nothing to do with your jobs.
LIBRA (September 23 to October 22): Your charming and romantic ruler, Venus, moves into your social sector on Nov. 3 and puts you just where you want to be when it comes to partying, networking, and 24-hour flirting. Spend a few extra bucks on an outfit that’s camera-ready. You may get your 15 minutes with a Scorpio, and you want to look your most risque.
SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21): The full moon on Nov. 8 falls in your house of love. Although you would like to be “mistress of the universe,” you must first acknowledge that your heart is your weak spot. If you were wrong, open up to a Taurus and admit it. Stubbornness gets you nowhere.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21): Venus and Pluto in your sign are pushing you to transform from a commitment-phobe into a separation-phobe. Don’t be afraid to get addicted to an Aquarius. It’s been a while since you felt passion like this. Allow yourself to be a lesbian cliche: propose moving in on the second date.
CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19): Friends create havoc in your life in early November, but in a wonderful and inspiring way. As people around you begin to explode and implode, you should look at your own life and ask, “Why are things always the same?” A Sagittarius can act as a fabulous catalyst for you – if you let her.
AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18): Go against the grain and against the advice of loved ones, but only if there is a method to your madness, Aquarius. This is not the time to be a rebel just for the hell of it. Instead, go against your normal impulses and “don’t” be so impulsive. That should really pique a Libra’s curiosity.
PISCES (February 19 to March 20): Your heart and your body are in sync in a most heated way on Nov. 3, when the emotional moon sits on the face of macho Mars, which are both in your sign. You cannot hide your horniness, and why should you? A Virgo likes it when you follow your lust instead of your logic.