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By Jill Dearman
ARIES (March 21 to April 20): Take a chance on yourself and invest in a lifestyle change. If you have to spend extra dough for weeks of yoga, massage, or something equally mind-body touchy-feely, so what? You’re worth it, sweetie. A Virgo wants to lavish luxurious affection on you.
TAURUS (April 21 to May 20): You have the chance to improve your finances this week, but you’re going to have to do extra research and networking to get to the final payoff. Front-load the hard work and know that the results will be worth it. A Pisces wants to front-load her love all over you.
GEMINI (May 21 to June 21): Use that gifted brain of yours for good, not evil, as Uranus finishes up a stint in your house of teaching and learning. Expand your mind, don’t close it. An Aquarius knows how to ask you the right (and randiest) questions.
CANCER (June 22 to July 22): You’re in a provocative mood this week as the Sun moves forward in your adventurous ninth house. No one can deter you from your pleasure-seeking mission. A Capricorn wants you to (lovingly) attack her with all your force.
LEO (July 23 to August 22): Passion wins out over cold logic this week. But at some point you’re going to have to weigh in with some objective insights. What are you afraid to learn? An Aries is a great teacher to you.
VIRGO (August 23 to September 22): It’s not too late to change your mind about a shady (or just plain annoying) business deal. You have more power than you think you do, darling. A Scorpio wants to dominate you in many delicious ways. Sign on the dotted line for that – it’s the deal of the century.
LIBRA (September 23 to October 22): Several planets are transiting your fertile fifth house, which means that you may be ready to have a baby or bring a creative project to life in the real world. Dealer’s choice! A Leo is the yang to your yin and vice versa.
SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21): Fights with family are productive right now, so allow yourself to express your mild rage. Blowing off a little steam helps your love life, too, so don’t hold back. A Cancer wants to know what makes you tick. She doesn’t want to watch you tick like a time bomb and then explode.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21): Question your own motivations before questioning the motives of others, dear Sag. You’re able to find what you need from within, so stop acting out all over the place! A Gemini helps you to calm down and stay real. Spend more time at home.
CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19): A new physical practice will help you to get in touch with the peaceful spirit inside you (instead of that hyper workaholic persona you project outwardly). A Sag wants to whisk you away for a weekend retreat. Go!
AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18): You have to pay a small price to get what you want spiritually this week, but it’s worth it. The moon, Mercury, Uranus, and Neptune will all be transiting your sign this week. It’s your opportunity to do something life-challenging. Step up to the plate – step up to your fate. A Taurus can’t wait!
PISCES (February 19 to March 20): The Sun in your sign is pushing you to do work that matters, Pisces. A lot of people want to pull you up the ladder to another level of success. What’s your resistance all about, sweetie? A Libra can’t resist you!