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Q Scopes: You’re too sexy for your own good, Pisces!

By |2010-08-09T09:00:00-04:00August 9th, 2010|Entertainment|

By Jack Fertig

As Jupiter backs into Pisces and bumps into Uranus, Venus will quincunx both, inspiring brilliant attempts at reconciliation and harmony. Then Mars follows Venus, energizing those ideals, which might help – or could ruin the whole thing by being too pushy. Easy does it!

ARIES (March 20 – April 19): You can try too hard to please your partner (or to land one!), leading to frustration and explosions and making your baby wonder where that came from. Take it easy! Share secrets to build intimacy. That’s better than overextending yourself.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20): Your efforts to bring co-workers into better cooperation include some excellent ideas, but your enthusiasm could be excessive, creating more discord than morale. Share your ideas, but also make an effort to get theirs. Independent efforts are good, too!

GEMINI (May 21- June 20): Your reputation for wit and playfulness could complicate your efforts at work. Building morale is important, but is it part of your job description? Surprise conferences with the boss may include some light chastening, but with that comes some opportunities.

CANCER (June 21- July 22): Your efforts at home or community improvement will seem welcome at first, but your plans are more far-reaching than others like. Keep the arguments calm and principled, be flexible, and you can come to a much better plan.

LEO (July 23 – August 22): Your seductions and cajoling will get you to places you never imagined going. What feels like surprising successes can lead you to overdo your efforts, provoking arguments and frustration. Be cool. Take it all as experimentation and adventure.

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22): In the constant and necessary negotiations of relationships, you can expect to hit a bump on something you thought you had tight agreement on. Don’t overreact. Just talk it out; keep it clean and open. Maybe agree to disagree.

LIBRA (September 23 – October 22): Take a good hard look at your diet and exercise. Some adjustments are necessary on both scores. Maybe just a few less desserts, a few more reps. It doesn’t have to be anything dramatic, but in time the results could be!

SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21): Meditation and retreat should prove very harmonizing, but once you get relaxed, some of your darker dreams and fantasies can surface. You can handle that and more. It should make good creative inspiration.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 20): Look beneath those urges to get out of the house. What are you getting away from? Getting out and having fun is fine, but imagine a home you’d rather stay in and take steps toward reaching that ideal.

CAPRICORN (December 21 – January 19): Contradicting your boss or other authorities is a sure way to get into trouble, but if you think it out very carefully – plan your criticism, don’t just pop off spontaneously – the results could be well worth it.

AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18): As much as people do value your opinion, try to keep it in check. It will be much more respected when it’s asked for. Being right isn’t enough. Being terse, considerate and respectful of others (no matter how stupid they are) is important, too.

PISCES (February 19 – March 19): You’re too sexy for your own good. Seriously. Stop and think before you get sucked into something you’ll regret later. You can enjoy greater passion and a more powerful connection if you just think it through before you get started.

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