By Jack Fertig
Q Scopes
Brace yourself for rude, surprises, arguments and screw-ups. Mercury is turning retrograde in Taurus while semi-square Uranus in Pisces. Stubborn thinking will slam you against walls you didn't see coming. Balancing practicality with adaptivity is the big challenge.
ARIES (March 20 – April 19): Bad news about money is nearly inevitable these days. Do your best to roll with the punches. Resist the impulse to worry and panic. Take a deep breath, focus, relax and consider what changes are necessary. Meditation will help.
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20): You or your friends are likely to accidentally offend each other with some remark. It's all just a stupid misunderstanding, but getting to the root of it and clearing it up could take some work. Be patient and forgiving!
GEMINI (May 21- June 20): Miscommunications at work, or with anyone in authority, can grow from a simple screw-up to a Kafkaesque nightmare. Unraveling the mess will take calmness, patience and time. Admit to errors promptly to nip bigger troubles in the bud.
CANCER (June 21- July 22): Write down your ideas and concerns to get all those bees in your bonnet to calm down and produce something sweet. It will need lots of editing and revision. That's fine. If solitary scribbling keeps you out of arguments, you're ahead of the game!
LEO (July 23 – August 22): Work is a minefield these days. In conversation with bosses or authorities of any sort, be ready for corrections and revisions of plans. Sex can release tension, but be very careful. Murphy's Law is in full force!
VIRGO (August 23 – September 22): Something you say is likely to upset your partner – and vice versa. Either or both of you will be shocked to have cause offense. Do not get defensive. Apologize, and accept it as a lesson in getting to know each other better.
LIBRA (September 23 – October 22): Sexual adventurism could explode in your face. In a bad way. Be very careful now about prophylaxis, not tying ropes too tight and who you're playing with! And when was the last time you got tested?
SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21): Playful efforts with your partner (sexual or otherwise) can precipitate arguments. Accept the opportunity to clear up problems that have been simmering. Real love is a huge challenge. This is just a little bumpy. You can handle it.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 20): Cleaning and organizing your home is necessary and will help prevent more accidents than it is likely to precipitate. But do be careful! Also, discuss your domestic plans with roommates so as not to be at cross-purposes.
CAPRICORN (December 21 – January 19): Slips and falls are likely in sports. Not a great time for rollerblading or skydiving! Any sort of entertainment or playing with pals can also loosen your tongue. Focused thoughtfulness can sharpen your brilliance, but awkward revelations are more likely.
AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18): Domestic accounts can be a minefield. Get those affairs in order. Money loaned to relatives is probably money you'll never see again. The stars just promise a surprise there, probably a rude one, but don't rule anything out.
PISCES (February 19 – March 19): Your ability to keep secrets is now non-existent. Treat all gossip as odd trivia not worth response. Keep your mind and any conversation focused on learning something new. Classes and lectures can keep you out of trouble.
