Across
1 With 5- and 10-Across, Andrew's mom on "Desperate Housewives"
5 See 1-Across
10 See 1-Across
14 NG: Feels poorly
15 "The Remains of the Day" director James
16 NG: Petri dish medium
17 Wraps around drag queens
18 Poet Vivien
19 NG: Wear down
20 Not straight
22 Uses one's head
24 Start of the objection of 1-Across when Andrew got engaged to a woman
28 NG: Trifling amount
31 Cult members that drop trou?
32 Great serve from Navratilova
35 NG: Marine eagle
37 NG: Used brooms
38 NG: Stuck-up sort
39 Old coins of Lorca's land
41 Stick in a rubber?
43 More of the objection
44 More of the objection
45 Willa Cather character
48 "___It Be Loverly"
50 NG: Tiny bit
51 Giant quarterback Manning
52 End of the objection
59 Ballet bends
60 NG: Hosp. worker
61 NG: "Otherwise …"
63 Female lead in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
64 Randy's skating partner
65 Be a ham in "Hamlet"
66 Moves the ball between your legs
67 NG: U-turn from NNW
68 NG: Be aware of
Down
1 NG: Small rum cake
2 Rivera's rivers
3 Carrier to Tel Aviv
4 "A Room of One's Own," e.g.
5 NG: Whiz
6 NG: "Ciao, Caesar"
7 No to Rimbaud
8 Eminem's mentor Dr. ___
9 NG: Some canines
10 Holmes of Wonder Boys
11 Opposed to, to Jethrene Bodine
12 NG: Letter from the teacher
13 NG: LBJ or JFK
21 NG: Name in Nantes
23 NG: Lots of mins.
25 NG: Spreadsheet lines
26 NG: Hydrocarbon ending
27 RuPaul swings them
28 "So long!"
29 Husband of 1-Across
30 NG: Not edited for TV
32 Paid for a hand
33 NG: "Suzanne" composer Leonard
34 NG: Reviewer Roger
36 Current currency of Sitges and Ibiza
38 NG: Israel's first king
40 They're down in the mouth
42 They may be sold in a bear market
46 NG: "How Dry ___"
47 NG: Grownups
48 Member, in slang
49 "Arsenic and ___ Lace"
52 NG: Alda of "The West Wing"
53 NG: Actress Foch
54 Bottomless
55 Where women might sweat together
56 "All ___" (1984 Tomlin film)
57 Party to
58 NG: Rug rats
59 Duds in the bedroom
62 Where drivers go swinging