Across
1 Inedible Apple
5 Thailand neighbor
9 He gives gifts in stocking
14 "Safe!" or "Out!"
15 Heterogeneous mixture
16 George, who was Mary Ann
17 "The African Queen" author
18 Middle of Caesar's boast
19 Drummer managed by Brian Epstein
20 She admitted a crush on Sophia Loren
23 Gay city
24 What male impersonators do?
28 Augusten Burroughs' works
31 LBJ's veep
32 Bullring bravo
33 Boston ball handlers, briefly
34 She admitted a crush on Christina Hendricks
37 Bear's den
38 Spit that didn't get swallowed
39 Porter's regretful miss
40 She admitted a crush on Charlize Theron
42 Trial figure
43 "Eeew!"
44 They could come from Uranus
45 Completely faithful
46 What livers do
48 Spacey's "The ___ Suspects"
50 She admitted a crush on Angelina Jolie
55 Frock wearer
58 Susan Feniger preparation
59 Barbra's "Funny Girl" co-star
60 "One of Ours" novelist Cather
61 Like a virgin
62 The number of people who like it hot
63 Raggedy Ann and others
64 Went lickety-split
65 Slant unfairly
Down
1 Optimist's phrase
2 Three guys who went to see Mary
3 " ___ Baldwin Doesn't Love Me"
4 Elizabeth Taylor movie
5 Brooks and Barney, for two
6 Quite similar
7 Nostalgic song
8 Came out with
9 Top angels
10 Dress with a flared bottom
11 Henry and June's Anais
12 Dress (up)
13 From ___ Z (completely)
21 One-night-stand partners
22 Taj ___
25 Made purely academic
26 Current event?
27 Liam of "Kinsey"
28 Cream-filled pastry
29 Medium meeting
30 Moves like Mae West
31 Med. care groups
34 Screws up
35 Francois Ozon, to himself
36 Huge flop
38 Mr. Right-now
41 Felt around the head?
42 One that plays with balls at the circus
45 Crossed swords
47 Darn extension
48 Finish off
49 You might pick one up in an alley
51 Little fairies
52 Welcome response after an SM session
53 "Zami: A New Spelling of My ___ "
54 Shot up
55 WNBA position
56 Carnaval locale
57 Will descriptor
