The purge is upon us. Not the one that results in the loss of limbs and life, but rather the return of annual spring cleaning, the collective load-shedding opportunity to rid closets of outdated and unwanted clothing and accessories. Those free spaces won’t stay unoccupied for long, however. Update your wardrobe – and your attitude – with these easy-breezy style picks for spring.
Orttu Lisbon Pants
What would you wear to a boozy, dramatic brunch at the fictional White Lotus resort? Orttu’s casual-but-smart woven Lisbon pants in mint and white stripes are a solid choice for all the rich-prick shenanigans you’re bound to get up to. $189, Orttu.com
Infamous Swim Board Shorts
Put a conch shell up to your ear in Infamous Swim’s mid-length Iris trunks – featuring blue dots, lines, shapes and stripes in a printed pattern inspired by the Mediterranean Sea – and you can almost hear Santorini’s sirens’ songs. $40, InfamousSwim.com
Duke Dress Sneaker
A minimalist take on the classic crispy sneaker, Ace Marks’ Italian leather Duke low-tops – in a light, bright colorway like champagne – are the perfect pairing for dressed down vacay ’fits with zero danger of looking underdressed. $224, AceMarks.com
OMHU: x Waykins Watch
You’ll make more than one statement sporting Waykins’ sunny Recapture watch in audacious yellow (and featuring a vegan leather inlay), which, with the help of Danish beach-cleaning org OMHU:, repurposes pollutant sea plastic so compromised marine life can swim another day. $147, Trendhim.co.uk
Lightning Bolt Blazer
Shazam yourself into serving an all-eyes-on-you look in Love Khaos’ shimmery, satin-lined lightning bolt blazer, adorned with reversible gold-and-black sequins that change color when touched and complemented with texture-contrasting velvet lapels, elbow pads and front-pocket detailing. $633, LoveKhaos.com
Khari Ruby Sunglasses
Seeing the world through literal rose-colored lenses in the Italian-made, Mazzucchelli acetate Khari ruby oversized sunglasses from British-based Kimeze won’t change the outcome but it might just improve your outlook. $305, Kimeze.us
Bario Neal Shield Band
Less is more when it comes to warm-weather accessorizing, and Bario Neal’s handmade shield ring with blue enamel relies on centuries-old craft making to produce a graphic, masculine band that transitions from poolside cocktails to patio tapas without looking like you tried too hard. $570, Bario-Neal.com
Scorpion Brooch
If “I’m the problem, it’s me” were a wearable, it’d be Orttu’s striking scorpion brooch, handmade with gold and silver embroidery thread and silver bugle beads, and officially the least toxic thing about you. $150, Orttu.com
Grounded People Kicks
There’s a waitlist for Grounded People’s PETA-approved, vegan Jundiai lightweight high-tops, but registering is a no-brainer: the machine-washable, fair-wage kicks are comprised of second-life recycled cotton canvas and laces, come with a five-year warranty, and each sale supports ethical causes. $229, GroundedPeople.com
Lambskin Bomber Jacket
Swap your go-to denim jacket for the supple Blue Barclay lambskin bomber by Jack Victor, ideal for traveling lighter on a getaway weekend with its perfectly proportioned fit, half-jet side pockets, invisible internal pocket, and sophisticated suede composition. $1,298, JackVictor.com
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