D'Anne Witkowski
Kim Davis: Not this Messy Bitch Coming in Here Trying to Ungay America!
Hear ye, hear ye. Gather round, folks. I’ve got an important pronouncement to make:Kim Davis can fuck all the way off!I know, I know. That’s not very nice. But it’s a hell of a lot nicer than what she wanted to do to me: invalidate [...]
Centrist Democrats: We Can Only Be So Nice To Trans People Before We Lose Republican Votes
When people are trying to make it harder for you to vote, what they’re really doing is trying to make it harder for you to live. I’m writing this on Election Day Eve, which is not an official holiday. Then again, Election Day is also [...]
No Money for Mouths, but Plenty of Money for Balls
Let them eat balls! That’s basically what Trump and his Republican minions are saying about the 40 million people who are about to go hungry in this country. The Trump Administration has decided to cut off the Supplemental Nutrition [...]
The United States Is Sick Of Trump's Shit But Republicans Can’t Get Enough
No Kings. Seven million people across the country took to the streets to remind the Trump Administration and the majority of Republicans who are beholden to Trump that in the U.S. of A. we don’t have kings. We, like, went to war about that and [...]
Antifa Stands For Anti-Fascist. Because Fascism Is Bad. So It’s Good To Be Anti-Fascist.
But that doesn’t sit well with, you know, fascists. Fascism works best when people don’t oppose it, especially the people who are not yet directly hurt by fascist policies. For example, if you aren’t transgender, don’t [...]
JD Vance: Horny for Fascism, Dismissive of Black Experiences in U.S.
No one is hornier for fascism than JD Vance.Kink shaming is wrong, but the vast majority of the people Vance is subjecting to his kink have absolutely not consented. So I can shame him all I want. I’ve never read Vance’s book, [...]
Transgender for Everybody or You Can Say Bye-Bye to Your Little Government
We’re headed for a government shutdown and we know who to blame. Republicans have a majority in the U.S. House and Senate. They have the presidency. They even have the Supreme Court. So obviously if the government shuts down it will be the [...]
By Popular Demand, Rainbows Are Back in Florida Whether Trump Likes it or Not
As of this writing, Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air. Thank the holy Jesus. America’s constitutional crisis is finally over. Oh say can you see. Let freedom ring. Hallelujah. Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-koo-sa. Magnifico (oh oh oh oh).Sorry, I got [...]
Two Things True at Once: Charlie Kirk Was Hardly Mr. Civility. He Didn’t Deserve to Die.
In the wake of Turning Point USA founder and white supremacist Charlie Kirk’s murder, a lot of people are calling for civility. Specifically, civility from “the left.”And look, I prefer it when people are civil to each other. It [...]
Is Pete Buttigieg Gay? Let’s Ask Human Gaydar Tucker Carlson
It’s been a busy week for incompetence, greed and ignorance with the Trump Administration backfiring on all cylinders. We’ve got Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth celebrating the change of his department’s name to the [...]
Gov. Ron DeFascist Rids Florida of Menacing Road Rainbows
Since 2017, the crosswalk near Pulse in Orlando has been painted with rainbow colors to recognize and honor the 49 people killed and 53 people wounded there in 2016 in a mass shooting.Recently, that rainbow crosswalk was painted over in the middle of [...]
Christians Exorcise Empathy So They Can Keep Hating People in the Name of God
A few years ago, my therapist declared me an “empath.” It was not a term I’d heard before. She explained it as someone who feels deeply, especially when it comes to other people’s experiences and feelings. Yeah, that [...]