D'Anne Witkowski
Creep of the Week: CPAC Axes Young Pharaoh, Masks Reasoning
Have you ever thought to yourself, "What could somebody do or say that would get them kicked off of the Conservative Political Action Conference's speaker roster?" and then found yourself thinking really hard about it, a retrospective of past [...]
Creep of the Week: Trump Supporters
By the time you read this, Joe Biden will be the President and the worst president in U.S. history will be history. Truly hope the door hits Trump in the ass on his way out. Hard. And all of his grifting family, too. As I write this it is Martin [...]
Creep of the Week: Republican Party
Hello! It's 2021 and everything is fine now! Ha, ha, just kidding. The dumpster fire rages on. Some things in 2021 are delightful, like that guy who made the music video about the broccoli casserole heist — if you don't know what I'm talking about, [...]
Creep of the Week: The Trump Administration
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Joe Biden won the election. And I don't know what the hell is going to happen when the day comes for Trump to leave the White House. I can tell you what the Trump Administration is busy doing. No, it's not [...]
Creep of the Week: Joseph Epstein
I'm trying to think of a scenario in which it would be appropriate to call Dr. Jill Biden "kiddo." Maybe if you were a long-dead relative of hers who has come back from the dead? Maybe if you are one of her children and you are teasing her in a [...]
Creep of the Week: Franklin Graham
In case you haven't heard, Donald Trump lost the 2020 presidential election. It's over. Joe Biden will be the next Commander in Chief and not a second too soon. In fact, it's scary that Trump has a lame-duck session to sit around and stew about his [...]
Creep of the Week: Donald Trump
On Monday, Oct. 27, Donald Trump swore in his third Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett under the cloak of night. And like many things that necessitate darkness, it was a sordid affair that will leave a lasting stain. And let's be clear: this is [...]
Creep of the Week: Donald Trump
When I learned that Ruth Bader Ginsburg died I was eating these little peanut butter granola bites I really like. I immediately felt like I was going to be sick. I don't think I'll ever want to eat them again. The next morning my sister sent me a [...]
Creep of the Week: Amy Coney Barrett
Ruth Bader Ginsburg. What a devastating loss. For her family, for the country, for the rule of law. We didn't let her have a single moment of peace in the last years of her life. She didn't get to retire. She didn't get to look back on and celebrate [...]
Creep of the Week: James Dobson
In the eyes of James Dobson and other leaders in the far-right corners of Christianity, Donald Trump can do no wrong. In a Sept. 14 column titled, "A Moral Alarm Against the Legislative Death March of 2020," Dobson, who founded the virulently [...]
Creep of the Week: Donald Trump (Again)
Greetings and F.U. to Trump and his enabling Republicans who pretended COVID-19 was a Democratic hoax and STILL have no national plan to mitigate the virus, because my kid started his first day of middle school alone online in his room today. And it [...]
Creep of the Week: National Straight Pride Coalition
Well, well, well, if it isn't another week in Horror Town, USA. That's just about any town in the country right now, but it's definitely all of the towns in Florida. Every time I watch the news I feel like I'm suddenly going blind and deaf, but then [...]