D'Anne Witkowski
Creep of the Week: Mike Pompeo
I'm in Philadelphia visiting my sister and apparently during my trip there were Nazis marching here and chanting "fuck the gays." Ah, America. Meanwhile, people are debating whether or not "cancel culture" is the real evil in today's society and [...]
Creep of the Week: Michael Heath
Corporate America, man. Who knew they had the power to do seemingly impossible things like getting the Washington football team that uses a racial slur as a goddamn mascot to change its name? I mean, the team has had a LOT of pressure over the [...]
Creep of the Week: Mark Chambers
I am thinking of changing the title of this column to "Dispatches from Hell," because I truly feel like every week is just another barrage of awful news stories, most of them with Trump at the center. And SO MANY PEOPLE ARE DYING. And the Trump [...]
Creep of the Week: Roger Severino
Even if you know in your heart of rainbow hearts that the president of the United States and the cretins who work for him hate you, you might not realize that this administration is always busy working to further harm LGBTQ people. They're cruel. [...]
Creep of the Week: Donald Trump
June may be Pride Month, but it is't official any more. Not since Donald Trump became the president. He has never issued an official proclamation declaring June Pride month. But this year is different. Not different in the way that the Trump [...]
Creep of the Week: Racism
I'm writing this on June 1, the beginning of Pride month. Simultaneously, across the country people are protesting and tensions are escalating over the issue of racism. This is, of course, related to Pride. Many cite the Stonewall Riots in 1969 as [...]
Creep of the Week: Alex Azar
At the time of this writing, 89,564 people have died from COVID-19 in the U.S. An uninterrupted moment of silence for each person would last 62 days. And yet there is no state of national mourning, which is the loudest thing I have ever heard. By [...]
Creep of the Week: Robert Jeffress
In the past month you've no doubt seen headlines like, "Can your marriage survive the coronavirus?" or "15 Tips On How To Stay Married During Quarantine" or "Yep, we're all fighting with our partners right now." The fact is, being with anyone 24/7 [...]
Creep of the Week: Donald J. Trump
Currently trending political advice: Do not chug Lysol. Do not inject bleach. Do not smoke Clorox wipes. Also add to that list: Do not vote for Republicans. My God, what a sick and dangerous joke is this president and his party. In some ways it [...]
Creep of the Week: Perry Stone
Well, it was only a matter of time before it was revealed that LGBTQ people are responsible for the COVID-19 coronavirus outbreak. It turns out that God is mad about gay marriage. So file COVID-19 under Things LGBTQ People Have the Power to Unleash, [...]
Creep of the Week: Trump Administration
Public Service Announcement: Wash your hands – more than you already do. And get yourself a bottle of rubbing alcohol and some cotton balls and swab down your phone on the daily. As an expert on disease transmission recently said on "This Podcast [...]
Creep of the Week: Iowa House Republicans
By Source, Fair use, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?curid=20717712 When I was in elementary school I was taught that the Mayflower landed at Cape Cod and that's how the pilgrims (aka the puritans) arrived in America. After this lesson I [...]