Humpty Romney
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Abolish ICE for Good
I have been dreading writing this column all week. There are so many things I’d rather be doing: laundry, taxes, prepping for a colonoscopy. I just really [...]
How 'Stranger Things' Showed Me the Courage I Needed as a Queer Kid in Small-Town Michigan
I felt tears welling up the instant Will Byers started stumbling over his words. “I don't like girls…,” he choked out. “I mean, I do. [...]
Trump’s FDA Mandates Display of Big Naturals to Protect Children
I see London, I see France. I can see your underpants.Actually, I can’t. But you can see mine. Go ahead. 99.9% of my underwear and bras are from TomboyX.I [...]
Republicans Want Your Life to Suck. Every Scrap of Queer Joy Is Resistance.
I’m writing this as Rocket, my 16-year-old dog, snores next to me in the bed my wife and I share. Usually he isn’t allowed in here, but these are [...]
2025 Was A Shitshow. Will 2026 Be Better? Probably Not!
Happy New Year. Maybe. We’ll see!Let’s face it: We are not in a good place. And by we, I mean this country. A country that claims it is the best in [...]
Is It Ever Too Late? Geriatric Gender Transitioning and the Race Against Time
I know. The thought of getting old makes you uncomfortable. If you're young, you try not to think of it at all. Consequently, gender transitioning late in life [...]
