Christmas Tree Set on Fire as Part of Fake War in a Very Stupid Time to Be Alive
Ho ho ho, it's the height of the War on Christmas. What have you done to subvert this struggling holiday so that it can finally be replaced by a Winter Pride [...]
Montana Senator Wants to Know Why LGBTQ+ Keep Hitting Themselves
Do you have the devil in you? If not, then what are you waiting for? 'Tis the Season, after all. Flu shot season, that is. And COVID-19 vaccination booster [...]
Teachers Sue School District for Right to Misgender Trans Students in the Name of Religious Freedom
Taking a look at what's going on in U.S. public schools and I have to say, things aren't great! From parents harassing and threatening school personnel with [...]
Talk Show Host Wistfully Remembers How Great It Was For Gays During AIDS Epidemic
Those who forget history, or who willfully ignore it, are doomed to repeat it, which is why it should worry you that the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capital has [...]
Twitter Silences U.S. Rep By Forcing Him to Use His Second Twitter Account to Complain About Twitter Suspending His Other Account
Twitter owes U.S. Rep. Jim Banks (R-Indiana) a big apology. They canceled him! Just because he used the site to do something that directly violated their terms [...]
Texas School District Has Had It With Long-Haired Hippie Students
Hair is political. The rules about hair in the United States are, well, hairy. A lot of it goes back to the Bible, which has lots of wild opinions about [...]
North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson Opens Mouth, Spews Filth
Dear Readers, I am not filth. And neither are you. This isn't something that I should have to declare. But readers of this column know that there are people [...]
Pat Robertson Is Retiring to Spend More Time With His Bigotry
It's the end of an era. A very harmful and stupid era. Pat Robertson is stepping down from "The 700 Club." Robertson, the founder of the Christian Broadcast [...]
Liz Cheney Makes Brave Public Declaration: Her Sister Is Human and Deserves Human Rights
U.S. Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) is not going to save us. I know it's all the rage to point to her as the one reasonably sane Republican in a sea of seditious [...]
Texas Tells Biden Administration Where to Shove Their Transgender Protections
The question on everybody's mind right now is whether Texas is terrible enough. They've got a broken electrical grid, a reprehensible abortion ban that [...]
Sexually Harassing Teenagers Totally Righteous, Says God
If you spent this past weekend on a beach harassing teenagers for wearing "pornographic" bathing suits, it's totally okay as long as God told you to do [...]
Radical Right Has Perfected the Political Art of 'I Know You Are But What Am I?'
Do you remember that scene in "Pee-wee's Big Adventure" when Pee-wee Herman and Francis, in an argument about Pee-wee's bike, end up insulting each other and [...]
