Liz Cheney Makes Brave Public Declaration: Her Sister Is Human and Deserves Human Rights
U.S. Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) is not going to save us. I know it's all the rage to point to her as the one reasonably sane Republican in a sea of seditious [...]
Texas Tells Biden Administration Where to Shove Their Transgender Protections
The question on everybody's mind right now is whether Texas is terrible enough. They've got a broken electrical grid, a reprehensible abortion ban that [...]
Sexually Harassing Teenagers Totally Righteous, Says God
If you spent this past weekend on a beach harassing teenagers for wearing "pornographic" bathing suits, it's totally okay as long as God told you to do [...]
Radical Right Has Perfected the Political Art of 'I Know You Are But What Am I?'
Do you remember that scene in "Pee-wee's Big Adventure" when Pee-wee Herman and Francis, in an argument about Pee-wee's bike, end up insulting each other and [...]
You'll Never Guess Who This Extremist Pastor Is Blaming for COVID
There are two things I need to say right up front. One, getting a COVID-19 vaccine is a safe and effective way to prevent yourself and others from getting [...]
People Who Hate Gays More Likely to Hate Vaccines in Totally Weird Coincidence
It's the moment we've all been waiting for! The Pfizer vaccine has been officially FDA approved. Finally, those completely reasonable and rational people [...]
Infrastructure Week: It's Here, It's Queer, Oh God, Will It Ever End?
Have you ever driven or walked across a bridge? Have you ever turned on your faucet and received water that you could reasonably expect was safe to drink [...]
People! Are! Still! Dying! From! This! Virus! Seriously, Get Vaccinated.
What an incredibly stupid time to be alive. Every day Republicans and their network, Fox, are telling people NOT to get vaccinated. That COVID-19 is either a [...]
Greetings From the Bunker: Scott Lively Preps for Another Insurrection
I just returned from a cross-country trek with my wife and son and I am happy to report that in much of the country, COVID-19 is over and only freaky liberals [...]
You Know How Jack Hibbs Knows Homosexuality Doesn't Exist? Elk Sex.
This may come as a surprise to many of you, but there is a lot of porn on the internet. More porn than right-wing evangelical sites trying to sell you buckets [...]
Lindsey Graham Stans For Chick-fil-A Because Values
Y'all, people are being very mean to Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina) on the internet. Again. I mean, what does this guy have to do to get some [...]
Pride Month Is Over. Now Get on Your Knees. But Only If You're Into That.
"Pride month is over," Christian evangelist Franklin Graham declared on Facebook. You hear that, everybody? Those rainbow flags should all be taken down and [...]
