D'Anne Witkowski
Creep of the Week: Donald Trump, Yes Again
As part of the liberal media I have been working night and day to rig this election for Hillary Clinton and I am exhausted. And I know what you're thinking: "D'Anne (as we are on a first name basis), you're not supposed to admit that! It's all [...]
Creep Of The Week: Donald Trump, Again
At this point in the election, you hardly need me to point out that Donald Trump is a creep. He's done so plenty of times himself. Not only that, but even people like Glenn Beck are all, "Nope. He's gross." Trump is hemorrhaging Republicans faster [...]
Creep of the Week: Larry Klayman
Hey, have you heard the one about Hillary Clinton? Yeah, she's a lesbian. I know what you're thinking: That joke was poorly constructed and executed and was not funny at all. And you're right! Because it is NOT A JOKE. But don't take my word for [...]
Creep of the Week: Donald Trump
I just finished watching the first debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. The expectations for her were very high. The expectations for him, not so much. What I witnessed tonight was a man proving, unequivocally, that he is completely [...]
Creep Of The Week: N.C. Gov. Pat McCrory
Hey, remember that anti-gay law in North Carolina, HB2 (which stands for "hate & bullshit")? Well gosh darn, the whole thing just doesn't seem to be going very well for them. Just in case you're not up to speed, HB2 is that law that seeks to [...]
Creep of the Week: Ken Paxton
LGBT people have heard the phrase, "Come out, come out, wherever you are" over and over again for decades now. The idea, of course, is that coming out of the closet is the only way to change hearts and minds about who and what LGBT people are. [...]
Creep of the Week: Laura Ingraham
By now, even if you don't follow any kind of sportzball, you have heard about Colin Kaepernick, the San Francisco 49ers player who refused to stand during the National Anthem before a game. His reasoning is pretty compelling. "I am not going to [...]
Creep of the Week: Pamela Geller
Anthony Weiner is gross. The former Congressman who resigned in disgrace after he was caught sharing photos of his crotch on social media is at it again. And this time one of the crotch shots includes his sleeping four-year-old son in the bed next [...]
Creep Of The Week: Peter LaBarbera
It's always strange to me to hear people talk about the "gay agenda." Because undoubtably anyone who uses this term is anti-gay. First of all, it's important to remember that having an agenda isn't necessarily a bad thing. Like when your boss asks [...]
Creep of the Week: Nico Hines
It is no secret that Olympic athletes have sex. It's also no secret that they hook up with each other in the Olympic village. I mean, we're talking about a land full of young people with chiseled bodies and lots of stamina. So, yeah, there's a [...]
Creep of the Week: Ben Kinchlow
It has come to the attention to many people, including and especially many Republicans, that Donald Trump is a Looney Tunes character come to life who would probably throw a fit and blow up the planet if, say, Vladimir Putin didn't retweet him often [...]
Creep of the Week: Scott Lively
Full disclosure: I did not watch the Republican National Convention. I just don't hate myself enough. But I have watched clips online. And my belief that Donald Trump is a brainless sociopath has only been strengthened. The RNC this year was a [...]