D'Anne Witkowski
Creep of the Week: Brandon McInerney
Senseless. That's the word everybody throws around when something unspeakably tragic happens, like a 14-year-old boy shooting a classmate in the head in the middle of a crowded classroom because that classmate wore makeup and high heels to [...]
Creep of the Week: John McCain
{ITAL John, John leprechaun went to [campaign] with nothing on. [Religious right] told him what to wear: [anti-homo] underwear!} Okay, so I took some liberties with that little grade school ditty there. But I can't help the fact that it pops into my [...]
Creep of the Week: Stacey Campfield
Remember "Field of Dreams," the movie where ghosts tell Kevin Costner, "If you build it, he will come" to convince him to turn his cornfield into a baseball diamond? Apparently Tennessee Rep. Stacey Campfield (R-Knoxville) heard some voices of his [...]
Creep of the Week: John Gibson
I've got a joke for you: Q: Why did Heath Ledger cross the road? A: He didn't. He died. Also he played a gay guy in a movie once. HA! LOL! ROTFLMAO! Oh, wait… that's not funny. It's kind of in poor taste, too. But hey, I'm just following the example [...]
Creep of the Week: Peter LaBarbera
So, was Obama's inauguration the gayest inauguration in the history of America? Did the queers come out in droves and flood Washington D.C.'s finest hotels and restaurants with their "decadent lifestyles?" Did gay Episcopal Wizard Gene Robinson wave [...]
Creep of the Week: Mike Huckabee
Congratulations, Mike Huckabee! No, not for that whole Iowa Caucus thing. For being the first Creep of 2008! The Year of the Rat is upon us and I can hardly think of a better man to represent! Holla! Just in case it was ambiguous where the Huckster [...]
Creep of the Week: Ron Paul
Ron Paul is, by far, the Republican Presidential hopeful with the most indie cred. Not only is he against the war, he's also attracted a dedicated following who are throwing fist fulls of money at him via the Internet. He's the Howard Dean of [...]
Creep of the Year: Sen. John McCain
To borrow from Julie Andrews, if I may: "How do you solve a problem like [McCain]?" You kick his ass in a national election, that's how. It feels good to know that I speak for the majority of America when I say, "Thank [insert your choice of [...]
Creep of the Year: Larry Craig and Bob Allen
Oink, oink. 2007 was the Year of the Pig and my goodness did Republicans do their best to live up to that name. Competition was tough for Creep of the Year 2007. GOP Presidential hopefuls Mitt Romney, John McCain and Mike Huckabee all made quite a [...]
Creep of the Week: Rudolph W. Giuliani
Love the sinner, hate the sin. Or so goes the conservative Christian party line when it comes to homosexuals. It's intended to be benevolent. After all, if you're gay, they don't hate you, they just hate the disgusting, immoral, degenerate, evil [...]
Creep of the Week: Mike Huckabee
As the race to the White House heats up, it's inevitable that candidates will have their pasts drudged up and held up for scrutiny. Take former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, for example. At the outset of the campaign he seemed like a long shot. [...]
Duncan Hunter, Mike Huckabee, Mitt Romney, John McCain
Creep of the Week For those of you who missed the Nov. 28 Republican Presidential YouTube debate you missed seeing an old veteran get kicked in the nuts. The vet, Keith Kerr from Santa Rosa, California, who was also in the audience that night, [...]