D'Anne Witkowski
Creep of the Week: Rabbi Pinchas Winston
Rabbi Pinchas Winston The world is on fire. And I'm not talking in a good old "fire in your belly," go get 'em tiger, kind of way. I'm talking on fire in a seething, raging, I'm going to shoot you, I'm going to bomb your house, I'm going to [...]
Creep of the Week: Kentucky State Sen. Richard Roeding
Kentucky State Sen. Richard Roeding Okay, so on July 13 the University of Louisville's board of trustees voted 14-1 to offer health insurance to domestic partners of school employees. This prompted Kentucky Sen. Richard Roeding (R-Lakeside Park) to [...]
Out now on DVD
Project Runway: The Complete Second Season (2005) (Weinstein Company) When "Project Runway" asks, "Are you in, or are you out?" they aren't asking about your sexuality. But they might as well be. "Project Runway" is one of the gayest reality shows [...]
Creep of the Week: The New York Court of Appeals
New York Court of Appeals Straight folks are reckless, accidental baby-makers; thus, gay folks shouldn't be allowed to get married. Such was the twisted logic of New York Court of Appeals, the state's highest court, when they issued their 4-2 [...]
Creep of the Week: Mass. Gov. Mitt Romney
Mass. Gov. Mitt Romney In politics it pays to be handsome. It helps you appeal to voters. And Lord knows Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney is handsome (really – just ask Him). He's also a Republican – a Republican in charge of a true-blue [...]
Creep of the Week: House Speaker Craig DeRocche
House Speaker Craig DeRoche Sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will never hurt me. If only that were true. Yeah, I know, a fine sentiment coming from someone who writes a column called Creep of the Week. Still. I'm not a bully. Oh, [...]
Creep of the Week
The Pentagon No matter what your opinion on the Iraq war, you've got to admit it's a good thing we're not fighting it with slingshots and pots of boiling tar. The Pentagon consumes a gluttonous amount of tax money to keep our troops armed with the [...]
Creep of the Week: Rep. John Stahl
Rep. John Stahl We've all heard the phrase, "Because I said so." It usually came from the mouth of one of our parents when the child we once were challenged their authority by asking, "Why?" As a child, I never quite bought that response as an [...]
Creep of the Week: George W. Bush
George W. Bush Desperate times call for desperate measures, and Lord knows these are desperate times for George W. Bush. Like a four-year-old who retells the same joke expecting the same level of unbridled hilarity, Bush is hauling out the old [...]
Creep of the Week: Don Wildmon
Don Wildmon This week's Creep, American Family Association Founder and Chairman Don Wildmon, comes to you courtesy of our Chicken Little Department. As much as right-wing conservatives love to hate us, LGBT folks make them some pretty good money. [...]
Hear Me Out
Pleasureman Günther (Rhino/Wea) A Swedish hedonist with a mullet wants to sex you up. His name is Günther, and he is the "Pleasureman." Already known for his sexy ways in Europe, Günther is seeking to jump start the libidinous dancing feet of [...]
Creep of the Week: U.S. Sen. Bill Frist (R-TN)
U.S. Sen. Bill Frist (R-TN) A man has got to have priorities. And when you're the Senate Majority Leader, you get to make your personal priorities, however small-minded and misguided, the nation's priorities. Which leads us to Sen. Bill Frist's [...]