D'Anne Witkowski
The L Word'
Showtime, the cable station that brought us "Queer As Folk," has apparently heard the cries of frustrated lesbians everywhere that Lindsay and Melanie just don't get enough screen time on QAF. What about our needs? Well girls, those needs are about [...]
Creep of the Week: Mat Staver
Like many a homo, I am anxiously awaiting the Supreme Court's ruling on whether or not my marriage is allowed by law or a Satan-spawn union of evil. Obviously, I am hoping for the former so I can do things like be on my wife's health insurance and [...]
Creep of the Week: Dolce & Gabbana
As I write this I'm taking a box cutter to my collection of Dolce & Gabbana handbags, shoes and frocks (wait, are frocks a thing? It seems like something Dolce & Gabbana would put their name on). Take that very rich and famous fashion [...]
Creep of the Week: Ben Carson
Years ago, long before her role as Big Boo on "Orange is the New Black," Lea DeLaria had a bit in her stand-up act that went something like, "Say what you want about prison, but it's a great place to meet girls." It was, of course, a joke that is [...]
Creep of the Week: Linda Wall
Don't you hate it when you wake up one day and realize that your entire life has been one long improv sketch masterminded by Satan? You go to sleep totally G-A-Y and wake up the next morning strangling the snake of homosexuality (and that's not a [...]
Creep of the Week: Dr. Vesna Roi
Having a child is one of the most stressful things you can do. Yeah, it can be one of the most amazing parts of your life, but it also opens your eyes to a whole world of horrors you've never even contemplated before. Sudden infant death syndrome? [...]
Creep of the Week: Sam Brownback
After an awful seven year stretch, state employees in Kansas have finally been granted equality with the rest of the Kansas workforce. Thanks to Gov. Sam Brownback, state employees will no longer have to live with the burden of being protected [...]
Creep of the Week: Linda Harvey
After years of arguing that being gay is not a choice and that gay people can't magically become straight via a wish and a prayer, I now have to admit that I was wrong. On Feb. 1, 2015 I found the strength and will to finally become a heterosexual [...]
Creep of the Week: Mike Huckabee
Good news, Jews. Former Arkansas Governor and Fox TeeVee host Mike Huckabee isn't going to force you to sell "bacon-wrapped shrimp" in your delis when he becomes President of the United States of Christmerica. He won't make you sell bagels and lox [...]
Creep of the Week: Sally Kern
Mental illness is a serious, unfairly stigmatized issue in this country. According to the National Alliance on Mental Illness, one in four Americans deal with some kind of mental illness yearly and many receive no treatment. So please know that I'm [...]
C.B. Embry Jr.
Creep of the Week I don't like public restrooms. There's just something really, well, icky about sharing a space with strangers where everybody does their grossest business. I don't want to hear the woman in the next stall evacuate her gaseous [...]
Creep Of The Week: Randy Thomasson
Desperate times call for desperate measures, and these are desperate times for anti-gay "marriage defenders" like Randy Thomasson of Save California, an organization dedicated to children and families, just not gay ones. On Jan. 7, Thomasson sent [...]