D'Anne Witkowski
Creep of the Week: Gary McCullough
Ellen DeGeneres has got to be so pissed at Gary McCullough right now. Everything was going so well for her on "American Idol" and he had to go ruin everything by blabbing to the world that she's a homo. I mean, yes, everyone already knew she was a [...]
Creep of the Week: National Organization for Marriage
You know, nothing says summer lovin' like jumping in a van and going on a whirlwind national tour to "defend marriage" from depraved homosexuals. And if anyone knows how to have a good time it's the National Organization for Marriage, whose cronies [...]
Creep of the Week: Rick Santorum
A round of applause for Rick Santorum, everybody. What a brave, brave man. In his July 14 Philadelphia Inquirer column, Santorum congratulates himself for being such a courageous and relentless fighter against marriage equality. "Political [...]
Creep of the Week: National Organization for Marriage
If you've been hearing air raid sirens ever since July 8, they're likely coming from the National Organization for Marriage HQ where everybody is freaking out about the Defense of Marriage Act being ruled unconstitutional by a federal judge. "As [...]
Creep of the Week: Bryan Fischer
You know, it's really a shame that so many gays and lesbians spend so much time in closets when really it's the bedroom they aren't supposed to come out of. Granted, that's still not a lot of space, but compared to a closet it's practically [...]
Creep of the Week: Family Research Council
Ah, yes. The fabled "Gay Agenda." Having invested so much in the fight against it, anti-gay groups will leap at anything that they can hold up as proof that a sinister gay agenda exists. So when the Gay and Lesbian Activists Alliance of Washington, [...]
Creep of the Week: Mike Huckabee
If I said, "Hey, remember that time you pictured Mike Huckabee and his wife having sex?" You might well reply, "I've never pictured that before, thanks a lot. Ouch, my eyes." But you should know that Huckabee has thought about you having sex, and [...]
Creep of the Week: Pastor Martin Ssempa
There are a lot of arguments against gay rights out there, some crazier than others. But Pastor Martin Ssempa, the chairman of the National Task Force Against Homosexuality in Uganda and a preacher with celebrity status, has taken being anti-gay to [...]
Creep of the Week: Family Research Council
On May 28, President Obama declared June 2010 as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Pride Month. Such a declaration was, according to the Family Research Council, an outspoken foe of LGBT people and rights, tantamount to declaring war on [...]
Creep of the Week: Bryan Fischer
You don't have to be a World War II history buff to know how terrible the Holocaust was for homosexuals. Especially since they were behind the whole thing. It's true – Hitler and his Nazi thugs were a bunch of ueber-fags. I mean, it must be true, [...]
Creep of the Week: Mark Souder
OK "family values" politicians, I don't care if you cheat on your wives. Frankly, that's between you and your wife and whomever else you're humping. But when you hold your pecker up as the holy grail of one-man-one-woman marriage, then your affair [...]
Creep of the Week: Tim Pawlenty
If there's one thing gays and lesbians love it's a good "political game," especially if that game involves a partner dying. Or so Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty apparently thinks. He vetoed a bill that would have allowed gays and lesbians to file [...]