D'Anne Witkowski
Gordon Klingenschmitt
You know what gay people need? Exorcisms. It's the only way to get rid of the gay-making demon lurking in the homosexual soul. And who better to do that exorcism than Gordon Klingenschmitt, an ex-Navy chaplain, booted out of the military for [...]
Creep of the Week: Joseph Allen
For many years people have been trying to figure out what makes a person gay. Scientists, psychologists, and theologists alike have been stumped. Of course, all they have to do is ask Schenectady City Council member Joseph Allen. He knows what makes [...]
Creep of the Week: Cindy Jacobs
Thanks to Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist thugs, everybody knows that God hates fags. But you know what else God hates? Birds and fish. Because of the fags. At least that's what Cindy Jacobs says in a video she posted online Jan. 5. Jacobs, [...]
Creep of the Week: Michael Medved
Happy New Year, everybody! And just in case you wondered if 2011 would find the anti-gay right as fixated on the complicated genital equation of penis + penis/ vagina + vagina ≠ penis + vagina, worry not. It will always, deep in their hearts (or [...]
John McCain
"Today is a very sad day," sighed a doddering and out of touch John McCain on the day "don't ask, don't tell" was finally repealed by Congress. Oh, shut up, McCain. Your completely indefensible and fear-mongering position lost. Suck it. "I hope that [...]
Creep of the Week: William Donohue
If there's one thing that makes America uncomfortable, it's art. Because art is gay in a very literal, serious, and horrible way. And it must be stopped. Especially if Jesus is involved. Which is why, on Nov. 30, the day before World AIDS Day, a [...]
Creep of the Week: Freedom Federation
By the time you read this, no doubt "don't ask, don't tell" will be but a sad blip in our nation's long and storied anti-gay history. No doubt Congress will have repealed this arcane and idiotic measure that keeps gays and lesbians out of the army [...]
Creep of the Week: John McCain
I wish I still had my dog-eared and tattered copy of Conduct Unbecoming so I could send it to John McCain. Not that he'd bother to read it. The U.S. military's vicious anti-gay history with its witch-hunts and outright persecution of gay service [...]
Creep of the Week: Peter LaBarbera
Have you ever been at an airport looking around you at all of the harried travelers in flip flops and sweatpants stuffing their faces with dinner plate sized Cinnabons and thought to yourself, "If only there was a job that would pay me to grope [...]
Creep of the Week: Cindy McCain
For about a day Cindy McCain was literally a poster woman against anti-gay bullying. She appears, along with a bunch of celebrities including Gene Simmons, Dr. Drew, Slash, – and a lot of young and impossibly beautiful folks I have personally never [...]
Creep of the Week: Robert Maginnis
Everyone knows that United States soldiers hate gay people. They hate them more than they hate terrorists, even, because at least terrorists aren't trying to legalize terror. So obviously if you took a poll of soldiers regarding whether or not to [...]
Creep of the Week: Clint McCance
You know the old saying, "If you don't have anything nice to say, say it on Facebook?" Well, Arkansas Midland School District vice president Clint McCance took it to heart recently when he posted some vile anti-gay hate speech to rival Fred Phelps [...]