The Lonely Season Arrives, Once Again
Well, it’s that time of year again, dear readers. The Lonely Season has arrived. What in the world, you ask, is the Lonely Season? Well, if you have to [...]
Pope Announces: 'Gays Are OK, I Guess' in a Take-What-We-Can-Get 2023
As 2023 draws to a close, we can count on Congressional Republicans to be doing the important work of the American people.Ha, just kidding. They are currently [...]
Lady DeSantis: My Husband Ron Will Fight to Destroy Every State, Not Just Florida
It is an incontrovertible fact that Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is awful. Like, the worst. But would it surprise you to learn that his wife is also awful?On Dec. [...]
Why LGBTQ+ People Often Gravitate Toward Chosen Families During the Holidays
As the festive season approaches, many people eagerly anticipate joyful celebrations with their loved ones. For many members of the LGBTQ+ community, [...]
All I Want for Christmas Is Cher
It was 1977. I was all of 5. And all I wanted for Christmas was Cher. Well, more specifically, a Cher doll. I’d asked Santa. I’d asked my mom. Yet [...]
U.S. Conservatives Point to Russia and Declare 'We’ll Have What They’re Having' Regarding LGBTQ+ Repression
Well, they did it. They expelled George Santos from Congress. I honestly didn’t think it would happen. Let’s pour one out for George “Proud [...]
Jason Rapert To Warm Up Arkansas Library Board Meetings By Burning Books
Let’s face it, no one would ever call Arkansas the Reading Capital of the United States. And, no, I am not calling people who live in Arkansas stupid. [...]
Argentina Elects Far-Right Anti-LGBTQ+ President. By a Hair.
I threw out my back today. I have only myself to blame. I was doing something dangerous, something I should have asked someone to help me with. And that [...]
One Million Moms Aghast at Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Non-Binary Extravaganza
I’m not really a parade person. I’ve never understood the allure of Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade (MTDP). New York is really cold in late [...]
On Choosing to Not Choose a 'Chosen Family'
Choosy moms select something. I forget what, if I ever knew, but they choose and that's the American way. We choose our political representatives, or at least [...]
Buttigieg Threatens to Invite Speaker Johnson Over to Watch the Buttigiegs Be a Loving Family
Once upon a time there was a very, very, very boring day in a very, very, very boring world full of very, very, very boring people. And it was absolutely the [...]
Mike Johnson Was Homophobic Bigot, Is Now Homophobic Bigot Third in Line to the Presidency
I’m writing this on Halloween, so here’s a scary story: The United States of America has a new Speaker of the House! And boy does he hate gay [...]
